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Lamar Jackson internet bodyguard

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2009
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600,000 a year 58,000 a month 14,000 a week 2,000 a day 86 an hour 2 every minute
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My account glitching smh
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I was just ATTACKED by the WOKE MOB (I was given a paper straw with my milkshake)
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I peep everything. I might not say anything but trust me I peeped
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I just lock it away in the vault to bring up 3 years later when the opportunity presents itself
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Caitlyn Clark has received nothing but negativity from that racist obsessive GARBAGE AT BASKETBALL bitch Angel Reese, and Clark still takes the high road every time. True star vs. a wannabe. It’s giving Lebron James vs. Deshawn Stevenson.
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DONT LET THE ORIOLES GET HOT
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Indian mfs be going by their Xbox live gamertag in real life I just asked this dude what his name was and he was like “shades”
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Feels way higher, unless the other 73.5% is Angel Reese lowlight tiktoks
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Update: the Orioles are tanking
The Orioles literally look like they’re fucking tanking this year like what are we doing
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Going to torture Orioles fans and remind you all of this
Did Anthony Santander think there was a chance he would return to the Orioles? “No, zero chance,” he said
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Being a conflict free adult is getting boring I wanna fight someone this weekend
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Netflix on the 28th of every month
Whole staff wasn't having it 😂
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This is the most embarrassing Orioles season ever, yes even worse than 2021
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Door dashers when you don’t tip $47 on a $12 order
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The president doesn’t go through the rigorous medical testing of a president and just not know that he has cancer. There is so much shit in our government that we don’t know about
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Orioles fans on Twitter: “fire Brandon Hyde” Orioles Twitter admin: “boss they said fire Brandon Hyde” Mike Elias: “ok”
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ngl, putting an absolutely horrific lineup on the field and firing the manager for it seems wrong, but Brandon Hyde wasn’t necessarily fighting for his job either. At least we know they haven’t accepted a 50 win season this year
STATEMENT FROM THE ORIOLES
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PB’ed last night
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