Never deleting this app.
Man caught in car with ยฃ14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
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Remember folks,
There is no magic money tree unless it's for war, then suddenly there is.
They don't represent us, they represent their donors in the military industrial complex.
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But the Daily Mail told me that you just have to say you're a bit depressed and the DWP gives you a free house, a Ferrari, and unlimited money
A terminally ill mum who has been given three years to live has been denied disability benefit despite being unable to eat, talk, dress or use the toilet independently...
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckqxโฆ
This one hurts. ๐ข
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimerโs Disease Research Center Fund ย ย
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimerโs Foundation of America Caregiver Resources ย ย
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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You ungrateful bastards....while our brilliant Chancellor makes it cheaper to survive on baked beans, chocolate and gherkins.... you actually seem to want cheaper electric and gas bills, cheaper petrol and a better standard of living...you seem to forget we have a war to start...
Genuinely some of the worst officiating Iโve ever seen from this crew at the #DENvsAZ game. Giving the Cardinals absolutely nothing. #NFLSunday #Redzone
There needs to be teacups and boots flying around the dressing room at half time because this is absolutely fucking dreadful from the whole team. #HIBCEL
Crocker could not sound more disappointed with that quick equaliser. #CELHIB
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There are Polymarket ads in fortune cookies.
There are pop-ups in our prayers.
There are paywalls on the monasteries,
and the monks are millionaires.
Well little Johnny's gone to war.
He joined the McMarines.
The Iranians must be liberated
and blown to smithereens.
Light a candle in the chapel, John,
and pray to Western God,
and listen to the homily
the preacher wrote with Claude.
"Oh Western God, please guide our drones,"
the pious Johnny prayed.
"That we may safely bomb their schools
and turn their children gray."
The candle disappeared from sight
a minute into Johnny's prayer,
and was replaced with hologram ads
for DraftKings and Wayfair.
Johnny placed his hand upon his heart
with reverence and love
and worshipped the blood-soaked, hungry god
in the great big bank above.
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โI wonโt rest until Iโve sold off all the nationโs utilities and fucked the next three generationsโ
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We're told by politicians, we must all be prepared for war, we all must make sacrifices and times are hard for us all.....meanwhile ๐



























