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A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read

You think the right time to slide in my dm to ask me for loan is when I’m talking about someone not giving me my 6M loan back ??? Some of you lack common sense.

Told my mom i keep getting headaches even after sleeping and she said its because of the tattoo i drew

Not Hennessy sliding into my DMs saying they’ve seen people’s posts about how much I love Hennessy and that they appreciate me. Now they want me to run PR for them before they can pay me? Me? Do I look like some influencer who depends on social media for a living? If you can’t recognise and appreciate someone who has been promoting your brand for free, then please leave me alone. I don’t do PR. I’m not hungry, I’m rich. 🙃

Jesus Christ, NYSC posted me to Osun State, the ritualism, human spare parts and skull m1ning hub of Africa. They warned me to work this thing oo😭 Please I need help, is there anything I can do?? Make una help me oo please🥹🥹

Koni dafun Awon toki mummy e ku ewu omo

There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her. When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm. One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.” This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.” Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call. By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere. This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?” Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂 Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her. She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth. You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂 My gender!

If you know you are approaching 31 to 35 and you don’t have a man , I will advice you to start commenting on people’s comment section .. don’t hesitate oh !

Una go fck person finish, come dey take time to respond to texts. It’s really not nice

As Bestie dey start to show Dec 16, I go first carry my wife go watch on the 16th. Then on the 17th, I will go back and watch with some of my mutuals. On the 18th, I will rest… Una!!! I will still go back to watch with another set of mutuals 😁😁😁 If you will be watching at THC Cinemax, Iju Road, reach out to me in the DM, let’s plan how we will watch Bestie together as besties

Woke to more grey beard. 🫠

How do you even cohabitate with a man? Una mama no Dey find Una?😭😂 my father would legit arrest me and the guy🫠

When I said all the lady wanted was money to return to the UK, some badly raised and badly behaved children were busy insulting “Eginupe”. One boy even said baba oun go.

This is what Alima is currently going through in the hands of people that raised money for her. They’re asking her to post her ex husband or face the problem if anything happens to the person that led the fundraising or their family.

As a woman there’ll be a weird phase in your life where you will ONLY attract married men, men in relationships or younger men. And it will be a rotation of the 3. It’s very important that you ignore them because it passes very quickly. I have no idea what causes it