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Carla 𝑾𝑨𝑺 the prom queen

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2012
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Three-year-old daughter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Me: It's the ten crack commandments, what?
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All I can say is this country is in serious danger in the years ahead. I don’t even mean the next 4 yrs, but what this showed is how poorly educated, hateful, and greedy we are as a nation. Can’t see things bouncing back anytime soon. I’m cooked already but I fear for my children
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ESPN: entire segment on 3-5 cowboys acquiring shitty ass Jonathan Mingo and Dak Prescott going on IR ESPN fantasy segment 10 min later: how can fantasy managers replaced Dak? (The QB20 on the season 😂)
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I voted for Kamala because America’s and my daughters’ futures are better in her hands
If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself. This is for scientific research purposes.
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Yoooo what’s with all these pro athletes fucking off their opportunities being casino junkies (CJ Abrams)
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At Starbucks and there are two men next to me having a conversation. One of them, in his 50s, brings up something about Trump winning in relation to his job — I honestly couldn’t hear what it was — and the other guy, in his late 70s/80s, says “what if the lady wins.. Camilla?”
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Unrelated but the young lady sitting in front of me at the shared picnic style bench has been on a FaceTime call without headphones for 10 min. How do people not realize how rude this is?
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“Middle aged rocker who loves iCarly” and has an entire account filled with photos of her when she was underage. Totally not creepy at all
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100% the first post from Trump today will be something like “SNL used to be good but now it has the worst ratings since they went woke” or some shit about Kamala not being funny. Bonus points if he mentions how he was one of the best hosts they ever had
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We’re in now in the final stages of the election cycle where trumpers who have family members on social media will say, “I don’t like Trump as a PERSON, but he has the best policies”, bc surely we’ll forget the BS you said the last 8 years and only remember your final tweet 🙄
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🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
Rams WR Puka Nacua was scheduled for his weekly press conference today, but was not able to do it because he left practice with a knee injury, per a team official. He will be listed as “limited” on the injury report. McVay next speaks tomorrow.
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As a Yankees fan I can say we deserved to lose this series. Not a single aspect of the game was performed well outside of some too-little-too-late homers the past two games.
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What a time for July/August Holmes to make an appearance 🤦🏻‍♂️
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If judge gets hot …. Ooh boy we might have a series brewin 🔥🔥🔥
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Married to the game
Aline Tamara Moreira de Amorim filmed a video just hours before the boat she was on tragically sank. She and her friend, Beatriz Tavares da Silva Faria, lost their lives after reportedly declining life jackets to avoid disrupting their selfies and tans, according to police. The accident occurred when their overcrowded boat was struck by a large wave on its return to the Brazilian coast on September 29. The captain, one of five survivors, claimed he was instructed to bring six influencers to shore, despite the boat’s five-passenger capacity. Beatriz’s body was found drifting in the sea by Brazil's Maritime Firefighters, while Aline was later discovered on the shore of Itaquitanduva Beach.
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It wasn’t too long ago that literally no trades were ever made leading up the NFL’s deadline. What a complete 180 the last few years
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I really wonder what this series would be like now if Boone hadn’t gone to Cortes in Game 1
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I’m so sick of Freddie freeman 😤 How do you allow a dude with a messed up ankle get triples and beat out ground balls?!
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If you click on “I don’t want to see this ad” it doesn’t go away. If you click on “it is spam”, it goes away, and then after refreshing it comes back. Same as how you can’t block some ads anymore on the TL. Why even bother anymore. Theres zero regulation on this app.
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.@24HourFitHelp West Hills, CA men’s locker room hasn’t been cleaned in 1 week. Sink countertop is covered in hair, snot, old gum, and pools of dirty water. Front desk was “unaware”. Okay. Lol. Cleaning guy was here this week and he spent the time vacuuming the front desk carpet
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