Ishfaq Malik (@ShaftManlike) profile picture

Hedonistic, Geeky, Daft

Joined November 2009
How can you Tweet this excellent pic WITHOUT copying @CPhilpOfficial? I won't tell you again!
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Really nice of the people of Clacton to arrange a firework display in honour of Nigel Farage. #BonfireNight2024
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In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
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Kemi Badenoch on: Revenge porn: "We shouldn't legislate for hurt feelings." Abortion: voted against clinic buffer zones & pills-by-post Maternity leave: "It's excessive. We need more personal responsibility." JK Rowling celebrates a hit to women's rights to spite trans people
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Fox News freaking out about Hillary’s health in 2016 but make the footage Trump
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My instant Budget reaction – everything you need to know at speed. (Subtitled version coming soon, wanted to get it out quick) Feel free to share
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Here’s A Comic Where I Try To Capture The True Essence Of Elon Musk
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Washington Post tweeted this to its 20 million followers and it has under 100 retweets - presumably suppressed due to the link out. “Nearly all of the 33 tweets with more than 20 million views since last summer came from Republicans, the analysis shows”
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If you desecrate Muslim graves, teach your kids to shout P*kis out, rip women's hijabs off, brick mosques, loot shops and try to kill refugees, you don't get to play victim and talk about 'legitimate grievances'. About time we stopped appeasing the racists.
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As it's Friday, I'm asking all my followers to please retweet (and comment) on this post if you see it, to help my bird account be seen! 🙏😊 To make it worth sharing, here's a young Jackdaw flying towards me! 😁😍 Thank you very much! 🙏🐦😊♥️
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YouTube Grifter Travels Back In Time To Role-play The Fake Outrage He Missed Out On
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the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg
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Everyone should know that Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong is South African (like Elon Musk), a billionaire (like Elon Musk), and friends…with Elon Musk.
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