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Don't judge my intelligence by my tweets :)

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Joined August 2011
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So @kusumanjalee and I decided to take the @Dictionarycom word of the day and turn it into a doodle or something. We start today.
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How are Sri Lankans just finding out about maternal mortality. Saw a few posts on Facebook of women saying they never realised the risks of pregnancy and my dude. What? How ignorant are you?
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Bugger can't take the Metro from Nugegoda to Bambalapitiya. I don't know why these services can't accommodate every fucking clown's requirements
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Love this comment on a Metro in Jaffna post. It's a Jeppa-Gemunu conspiracy when buses don't stop at halts but also bloody dumb planning when they do.
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I made it to ratmalana 🎉
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Feeling a bit fainty today. Hoping I survive the train ride.
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Pregnant people gross me out so much. Even talk of pregnancy grosses me out
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All journeys starting from the Colombo Fort Railway Station are delayed due to a signal failure between Fort and Maradana - Hiru
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Sad Humans Club is meeting this Saturday. DM to join!
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It's so bloody hot and 1/3 of my face is basically in a sauna thanks to masking and I cannot.
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Train is crowded and not moving and it's so bloody stuffy in here and wayyyy too many people are starting the day/week without deodorant
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Haven't been getting my much needed 8+ hours a night :(
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Station has removed our benches so now I can't figure out where I used to stand
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Laundry✅ Room❌ Uni chapter✅ Half of other chapter❌ Cake❌ Cameras✅ Cashew curry: just started
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Today's to-do list Laundry Tidy up room Send one chapter to supervisor, get at least half done of another Make cashew curry Make sponge cake Check security camera situation
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Was watching some Mimosa x someone collection and the someone kept saying pant and ya no. Feels like a qtip being poked in my ear over and over again.
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Why are satin skirts a thing. People be looking like they are in their underskirts.
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Said something about North Carolina to Amma and then said we should have named Ollie Carolina. But realised Carolina becomes Carol and Carol becomes Carrie and I don't think I want to be calling her Carrie, Carrie-ya, Carrie kella, etc.
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Someone asked me if I've ever dated and I didn't know how to explain things so I just said yes
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Having conversations about relationships in Sinhala is so difficult because how the fuck am I to explain a hookup
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Now it's November and I have 3 weeks to figure it out but don't want to seem like I just realised they misprinted the month.
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