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Not even a writer any more.

Joined February 2011
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An amusing 'once in a lifetime' shot at Cheddar reservoir at the weekend... a Cormorant surfacing after a dive came up right next to a passing Mute Swan, who jumped in surprise! 😁 They had a few angry words with each other before going their separate ways. πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ¦
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β€œNo one’s ever really gone.”
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mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem
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When your dog photobombs a great waterfall Pic, but it turns out OK.
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Coming away from most social situations thinking β€œwhy am I like this?”
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People with pretty privilege? You mean the gourgeoisie???
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Saltwater crocodiles can swim at 24 to 29 km/h (15 to 18 mph) in short bursts, around three times as fast as the fastest human swimmers. This clip shows the speed of swimming crocodile vs a boat's [πŸ“Ή awrshiaw: buff.ly/37Nhgm6] nitter.cf/MeMyselfkoushik/status…
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TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️
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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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i am a simple man. when my possessions wear out i desire merely to replace them with the exact same thing. unfortunately every manufacturer considers this fucking illegal
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I just want to remind everyone that these Victorian party games existed
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When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming minorities for your woes.
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The good thing about election time is the Tories work overtime to remind you they are horrible scum
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The brilliant 1978 British GP air display @Brands_Hatch, the like of which you'll NEVER see again! 😳😍 #F1 #RedArrows
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This is what happens when young people don't vote. Register here, now: gov.uk/register-to-vote
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Replying to @andydiggle
.@andydiggle wasn't Dollhouse Joe 90 with a sex worker the way Firefly was Blakes 7 with a sex worker?
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Retweet if you believe solar energy is critical to America's future. #GoSolar
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