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“Be a positive person, read gentle words, and spend time with sunny people—your eyes will be filled with tenderness and smiles.

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Joined October 2009
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It’s Election Day, and it’s a big one. Find your polling location and hours by clicking the link below.

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Do you know what this is?
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What is this vegetable called in your local dialect?
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Turned on soccer for the first time in years only to watch the US look like a 7th grade JV team. When does actual football season start again? #worldcup #usavsbelgium
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“Who coulda thought?” - Tony Romo on the Chiefs going back to the Super Bowl. Ummmm everyone who has eyes and can see the NFL gift this game, and basically the season, to the Chiefs. #nfl #KCvsBUF
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One of the funniest things about playing an obscure sport like hockey my whole life is I know there is like 70 countries I could travel to and be the best in the nation at that sport.
The Pakistan elite league is actually nasty. The Islamabad Icehogs are sick and I remember Tyler Ennis almost signed with the Pyongyang Pipebombs. nitter.cf/BR_OpenIce/status/1883…
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WHY doesn’t the #NFL wait until season’s end for coaching interviews? The Lions got knocked out on Saturday, it is FOUR days later and THREE of our coaches are head coaches or coordinators on different teams. Absurd. You can’t tell me they were fully all in on a playoff run.
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A reminder that QBs are defenseless on an interception, unless of course you play for the Lions, in which case the rules don’t exist #DETvsWAS
If Mahomes got hit like this dude woulda gotten the death penalty
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This Chiefs game is everything wrong with the NFL. Mahomes is unreal but the refs will not let them lose. Bailed out SO many times it’s absurd. #nflplayoffs #KCvsHOU
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Does anyone else find it funny that the #NFL is cracking down on “weapons celebrations” when the two most common formations are shotgun and pistol?
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*won our fantasy league
Year eight as a creator in the books! Highlights: • Increased top-line revenue 47% • Hired my wife full-time • Had a baby • Lost ~30 lbs (gained about 10 back) 😅 • Got Lasik surgery • Started the basement remodel/studio build • Grew The Lab to $406,000 ARR • Increased digital product sales 241% • Increased Sponsorship 42% • Doubled YouTube subscribers (up to 115,000) • Deployed a visual rebrand I'm obsessed with All in all, it was the best year of my life. Onward!
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Pretending to be Santa is unsportsmanlike conduct now? lol the nfl is so fucking soft
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Refs just determined to make sure GB scores a touchdown there. More ref ball. Makes this shit unwatchable. #TNF #DetvsGB
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That has to be the worst DPI call in NFL history.
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Why even have a play clock if it’s not going to be called? Even the in stadium replay showed :00
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RT with a hold clear as day right in front of the ref
CALEB FINDS KEENAN ALLEN 🎯 Bears are finally on the board. (via @NFL)
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Hey @AmericanAir did you ever consider maybe having one person working the bag drop the Tuesday before Thanksgiving isn’t the best idea? Been standing here for an hour. Maybe pay your people so they show up.
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I will never understand winning the toss and taking the ball. It’s so statistically stupid and MCDC always does it. Now youre down a touchdown and a possession. Great work. #MNF
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