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Karen, Nairobi
Joined September 2026
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"I will get pregnant and he will marry me" Your therapist go come from India.🤣
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which part of the body is this ? 🤔
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Nobody sabi knack reach girl wey dey find school fees money
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Accident in Spain what were they thinking about🤦‍♂️💔 This is so sad 😞
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When she puts it back herself after it slips out >>>>>
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You dey shame to tell girl say you no get, but she no shame to ask you. Oya nau
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If preaq enter, na once she go come back to senses.
She really got the energy there
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"i don't normally do this" Sure🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
guys really funny gan 😂🤣 you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too. babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked. you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them” let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣 i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈
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Make I use 75k do 150k money bouquet because you dey sign out? 😂😂
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I no know why Davido go enter Kokope Dm, he just dey fall my hand 😭
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Stop having sex with android users, e de hang blessings
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What would you do if you had a fight with your girlfriend and breaks your PS5?
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Before you forgive your girlfriend for cheating, remember she put it back when it slipped out 🙂‍↔️
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We can date but no sex
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How was your day?
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Occasionally happy but always grateful 🙏
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Nigga just dropped a list of the most famous pornstars and i don't see miss b nasty in the list
Top 30 Most Famous Pornstars in the World ① 🇦🇺 Angela White ② 🇺🇸 Mia Khalifa ③ 🇺🇸 Mia Malkova ④ 🇺🇸 Jenna Jameson ⑤ 🇺🇸 Riley Reid ⑥ 🇺🇸 Lana Rhoades ⑦ 🇺🇸 Johnny Sins ⑧ 🇺🇸 Abella Danger ⑨ 🇺🇸 Sasha Grey ⑩ 🇺🇸 Alexis Texas ⑪ 🇨🇦 Nikki Benz ⑫ 🇺🇸 Brandi Love ⑬ 🇺🇸 Adriana Chechik ⑭ 🇺🇸 Asa Akira ⑮ 🇺🇸 Kendra Lust ⑯ 🇺🇸 Manuel Ferrara 🇫🇷 ⑰ 🇺🇸 Alexis Amore ⑱ 🇺🇸 Vicky Vette 🇳🇴 ⑲ 🇨🇿 Silvia Saint ⑳ 🇯🇵 Yua Mikami ㉑ 🇺🇸 Abella Danger ㉒ 🇺🇸 Emily Willis ㉓ 🇺🇸 Chloe Cherry ㉔ 🇺🇸 Violet Myers ㉕ 🇺🇸 Elsa Jean ㉖ 🇺🇸 Phoenix Marie ㉗ 🇨🇿 Little Caprice ㉘ 🇺🇸 Sara Jay ㉙ 🇬🇧 Sophie Dee ㉚ 🇺🇸 Johnny Sins
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Replying to @TRECCO_him_dawg
Watu waambiwe bana waache ujinga
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Damn - bot reply Damn! So creepy - inorganic reply Damn! It's so creepy to watch - organic reply Fix your engagement fix your algorithm now. Avoid ghost bans
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