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Joined July 2025
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Two days before he died in 2018, Ken Dodd married Anne Jones, his partner of 40 years, and that wedding kept about £11 million of his £27.5 million estate away from HMRC. In the UK, whatever you leave to a husband or wife is free of inheritance tax, so all of it went to her. Thirty years earlier the Inland Revenue had put him on trial for hiding £336,000 in cash around his house, and lost. The video below is that 1989 trial at Liverpool Crown Court, told by the people who sat through it. The court heard he had kept pound and five-pound notes in shoeboxes under beds, in cupboards and in wardrobes from the 1960s to 1981. In evidence he blamed his fear of banks, of what the Labour government of the 1970s might do, and of what he called 98 percent tax. From 1979 he started moving the cash offshore, flying from Speke airport in Liverpool to Jersey and the Isle of Man with suitcases of five-pound notes. By 1984 he had about £700,000 spread across 20 offshore accounts. He told the court he had thought the interest was tax-free, and that banks outside Britain were none of the taxman's business. The prosecutor, Brian Leveson, called him devious and deceitful. His barrister, George Carman, gave the jury the line people still quote: "Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants." The jury found Dodd not guilty, and the courtroom cheered. Winning still cost him. He paid the Revenue more than £800,000 in unpaid tax and penalties, and with his legal and accountancy bills he was close to bankrupt. Asked on camera how much the trial had hurt, he says "very much", "because I know in my heart of hearts that I am an honest man." Then he admits he is probably "an untidy person". He went straight back on stage and introduced himself as a "failed accountant", and kept touring for most of the 29 years he had left, still living in the same house in Knotty Ash. Anne Jones had been with him since 1978. They married on 9 March 2018, and he died at home 2 days later, aged 90. For me the Revenue had a fair case in 1989. Hundreds of thousands in shoeboxes and 20 accounts he never declared look like more than untidiness, and the £800,000 he paid afterwards says he owed something. The wedding in 2018 broke no rule at all. If you live with a partner and you're not married, only the first £325,000 of what you leave them is free of inheritance tax, and the rest can be taxed at 40%. The Inland Revenue spent 5 years on him and lost the trial, and 29 years later a wedding kept about £11 million from HMRC. Was Ken Dodd an honest, untidy man the taxman should have left alone, or a man who kept his money from the taxman twice and got away with it both times? I post one story like this every day: a famous name, the money they made, and who ended up with it.
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This piece to camera went so far off the rails so quickly. Filming in Niddrie on bonfire night… cameo by Police Scotland’s finest.
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Sean Lock calling out Russell Brand back in 2014.
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Fireworks can fuck off
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Andy Burnham is a tosser
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3 in the dance off wtf #Strictly
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🚨 BREAKING: 281 people were arrested in a massive Florida sex crimes and human trafficking sting—including 13 Disney employees, 4 Universal workers, and a youth coach. One Disney worker was literally cuffed in his uniform! What is going on at Disney?! Protect the children! 🇺🇸⚠️
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What is happening right now at Poland’s Constitutional Tribunal is, in my view, nothing less than a COUP D’ÉTAT! Donald Tusk is doing everything in his power to illegally seize control of yet another public institution, acting outside the law and trampling on Poland’s constitutional order. His ultimate goal is to establish the supremacy of EU law over Polish law, force through the EU Migration Pact, and flood Poland with tens of thousands, potentially hundreds of thousands, of illegal migrants. He wants Poland to stop being an island of safety, stability and prosperity in Europe. He wants our country to suffer the same economic destruction, social chaos and devastation that we are witnessing in other parts of Europe. Donald Tusk is acting exclusively in Germany’s interests - NOT in the interests of the Polish people. Poland is a sovereign nation. We will not surrender our independence, our security or our future! Listen to what @D_Tarczynski has to say!
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Buckingham Palace Honours Sir Patrick Stewart (1940–2026) with Star Trek Theme Tune 🕊️ The Band of the Grenadier Guards performs the iconic Star Trek theme at Buckingham Palace in honour of Sir Patrick Stewart, following the sad news of his passing. Queen Elizabeth II knighted Sir Patrick Stewart in 2010, recognising his outstanding contribution to drama and the arts 🇬🇧 🎥 @KingsGuardTours 📆 30 October 2026 📍 Buckingham Palace #SirPatrickStewart #StarTrek #GrenadierGuards #BuckinghamPalace #BritishArmyMusic
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As he's off on a Friday Denzel has gone to visit Curry's.
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The uncomfortable truth about electric cars…🚙 #RichardHammond
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The UK is done 6 brand new vans. Full front ends stolen Inc engine, gearbox, Ecu's and bsi. Cctv clocked them 45min job in and out at Leeds Citroen dealership
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Bloody hell watching Countryfile in tears now this 12 year old little girl has been diagnosed with cancer 3 times in her short little life.... how cruel is this world. Let's prey that she is now cancer free for ever. 😢
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Beautiful music to start the day with, thank you @ClassicFM Serenade for Strings in E, Op. 22 (1875) - II: Tempo Di Valse by Alexander Schneider & Chamber Orchestra of Europe shazam.com/track/201725933/s…
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Another crazy incident in our old house (now sold) - We got visited by an official from the planning department for Bedfordshire Borough Council Why? Because Zoe’s (age 12) toy cafe got reported for illegal trading. I kid you not. We had to show the lady around our property to prove we weren’t running an illegal operation.
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