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I’m about to pin this
everyday i wake up and wonder why my head so damn big
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don’t want no thoughts or prayers for this nigga when that ACL or Achilles blow
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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This is what happens when you let a kicker wear No. 28.
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This the exact type of bullshit I want on my D-line.
Jeffrey Simmons terrorized Seattle Seahawks offense in joint practices 😭😭😭😭😭
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That Baltimore accent did a jump scare when she said “this group” 😂😂😂
"Championship mentality... The job is not done." 😤 Angel Reese (15 PTS, 14 REB, 6 AST) delivers as the @AtlantaDream defend home court and force Game 7!
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I'm going to get vulnerable with y'all real quick. Leah started her first job this week, and I just pulled up to pick her up. Saw her helping a customer and now I'm sitting in the car with tears pouring down my face.
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This is like watching a perfect quarterback fake, when the entire defense gets fooled and he just strolls into the endzone.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Awesome player but by god, that it a massive price tag
Full trade terms, per sources: 🏈Bears receive: Jeffrey Simmons and a 2028 5th-round pick 🏈Titans receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks, and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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Trade compensation: The Bears are sending two first-round picks and a fourth to Tennessee for Simmons, per sources
The Chicago Bears are trading for Titans All Pro DT Jeffery Simmons, sources tell @TheAthletic.
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This is the most accurate representation of what is happening that I’ve ever heard.
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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this shit one of the most funny videos to hit the TL ever dawg 😂😂
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Cook, I kept googling and also found this
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If Downs can get arrested today, he'll be a Chief by tomorrow.
Fowler: Josh Downs requested a trade from the Colts.
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To be clear, Andy was asked what message signing Tucker to the practice squad sends to female fans.
Andy Reid on Justin Tucker joining the practice squad: "He's done his suspension. ... I'll leave it at that. ... We try to do our homework the best way we can. Make sure things are OK."
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What difference does that even make
Crown Jewel 2026 is officially being moved to a new venue as announced by Riyadh Season. PWlnsider reports the event is still being held in Riyadh but in another location within the city.
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The Chiefs have told everyone for many years now through their actions how little they care about what their players do off the field. Or rather, how little they care about how much their fans care.
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I have no words for the Chiefs organization. Yes, you need to bring a kicker in. Anybody but this fucking guy. What the hell
Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker to their practice squad, as @SamMcDowell11 reported. Tucker hasn’t kicked in the NFL since 2024 after violating the NFL’s personal-conduct policy following allegations of sexual misconduct.
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Revealing comment from #Steelers LB Elandon Roberts. Noticed on film Saints QB Tyler Shough wasn't making checks himself - HC Kellen Moore relayed them in. So Steelers defense stayed static until < 15 seconds when playcallers can't talk to QB. Two examples of it below. First one, Patrick Queen runs into A-gap w/ 14 seconds and Saints run right into him. (via @deeboandjoe) steelersdepot.com/2026/10/he…
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Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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Also hilarious that in the original tweet he references the suspension but gives no mention of why there was a suspension or what Tucker did! Why are we hiding this?!?
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Yes he has quite the resume Ian, thank you. Shall we look at what the Google machine pulls up for the last couple years? Hmmm, 16 allegations of sexual misconduct, a 10 game suspension from the NFL, and a terrible 73% on FGs in 2024. I feel like this is a Norm Macdonald bit “wow that’s the first I’m hearing of this!”
The #Chiefs worked out three kickers and kept both Justin Tucker and Harrison Mevis around all day, giving them both physicals after similarly impressive workouts. In the end, with the experience and resume, Tucker gets the PS spot.
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