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matty shiest

@ShiestyMatthew

much to think about

 provo utah
Joined December 2023
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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There’s this bit in Infinite Jest where someone’s dad becomes obsessed with MASH, rewatching it over and over and taking extensive notes on it. In 2026 that would be a well-adjusted guy with an eccentric hobby running the MASH fan wiki
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herb@herb_on_osu12h
having my own personal "white people be like" moment. Im going rock climbing with my dentist.
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Just googling “Peter Steele next to normal people” is a goldmine. Just saying
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dan@AgentDanie110h
a male selfie is often a cry for help
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yet another real life feat for the WD
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If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand
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𐚁@gloomkeeps16h
3.2 on letterboxd and the top review is "what if curly and jimmy just kissed" with 21k likes somehow
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'Sony Pictures has acquired the feature film rights to psychological horror game Mouthwashing' - Destroyer director Karyn Kusama is attached to direct with scribes Matt Manfredi and Phil Hay adapting deadline.com/2026/10/sony-mo…
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Tiny@kneesocks33416h
I be sexting like “Likewise..”
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EVE@EvE1yn0215h
if #ResidentEvil
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Sturgeon's Law@Sturgeons_LawMay 8
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I’m McFuckin losing it
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Sturgeon's Law@Sturgeons_LawMay 8
He had serious range. Most of his stuff was more standardly figurative because that's what popular magazines wanted, but every now and then he'd dive into abstraction.
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Not Tamil, but if you like these, look up the 20th C Telugu magazine cover artist/illustrator Vaddadi Papaiah. Decades of great stuff that isn't even well known across India.
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Bonjour 🍷🇫🇷
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My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from “juggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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Its so nice to have a friend that's just 45.
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zak@serialkill3d_Oct 29
adhd is erectile dysfunction of the mind
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this person@scarlet_rush17h
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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Stripper in the club just told me her real name and showed me pictures of her dogs, y’all think I got a chance?
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hi, hey, Hello@f77_foremilk1Oct 29
Afterlife
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