Matthew (@Shockrates) header
Matthew (@Shockrates) profile picture

Matthew

@Shockrates

Geek stuff, etc. Harrumph.

 Denton, TX, USA
Joined June 2012
  • Tweets6.3K
  • Following856
  • Followers105
790Media
Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)Photo by Matthew (@Shockrates)
This image will forever go down in the history books as the day that Lt. Gov Dan Patrick set into motion a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall and cost him the most powerful seat in the state And it all started by throwing a bag of our Cereal Bites 😂🍃👋
Image from Hometown Hero ATX (@HometownHeroATX)
44
155
14
1,252
18,621
Matthew retweeted
Tirk 🍥 🔻 (@frogkaro) profile picture
Tirk 🍥 🔻@frogkaro16h
they just forced asmongold take his first shower and his body washed away just to reveal he was the River Spirit all this time and he thanked us and left for the pure lands it was crazy
31
4,263
16
44,128
325,224
Matthew retweeted
leah (@weIIingtonkiss) profile picture
leah@weIIingtonkiss19h
everybody stop talking about texas unless you have driven on i-35 through waco in last 10 years
95
1,516
135
14,531
246,083
Leftypol.org

ALT Leftypol.org

18
4,170
22
42,271
276,472
Matthew retweeted
Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) profile picture
Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiri15h
Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
60
4,790
80
32,962
379,636
Texas forever.
Image from James Talarico (@jamestalarico)
4,872
45,903
2,748
358,993
4,324,744
Live @KenPaxtonTX reaction
Image from Matthew (@Shockrates)
1
2
22
Matthew retweeted
connor (@ConnorEatsPants) profile picture
connor
@ConnorEatsPants17h
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
316
29,731
176
265,149
2,671,867
Image from Scrubquotes: No Neutral November (@ScrubQuotesX)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Paxton did not release that statement. He publicly conceded the race. x.com/scottbraddock/…
180
536
234
7,440
757,475
"Mina-san" is Japanese for "y'all"
17
Image from Matthew (@Shockrates)
Nostra, House of Gold (@Nostre_damus) profile pictureNostra, House of Gold
@Nostre_damusOct 29
Trump has cancelled all his rallies this weekend except for one We all know what this means
1
59
When there’s no Twix in the #Halloween candy jar!
Image from Mark Henry (@TheMarkHenry)
49
339
13
3,270
45,095
Image from Sitcom People (@SitcomPeople)
9
60
3
323
5,517
folks guessing Rear Window
Image from Matthew (@Shockrates)
Image from Matthew (@Shockrates)
1
35
I would look like this all the time if I still had hair
Image from Matthew (@Shockrates)
1
29
All these years later, I still think of that Irish Spring commercial where the dude cuts a bar with his pocket knife.
187
97
27
1,970
68,660
It was a great honor and pleasure to work with Tom on @LuckyFilm2017 When he walked on set #harrydeanstanton said “Hey Tom, remember that time we changed Science Fiction forever?” RIP
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 22
Tom Skerritt, 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien' Star, Dies at 93 variety.com/2026/film/news/t…
Tom Skerritt, ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien’ Star, Dies at 93

Tom Skerritt, ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien’ Star, Dies at 93

Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series "Picket Fences" and appeared in movies like "MASH," "Alien," "Top Gun" and more, has died. He was 93.

variety.com
9
168
8
1,254
23,819
Yeah, uh, fuck Jared Kushner.
155
2,268
38
25,604
333,645
Censoring the Michael Jackson episode of The Simpsons isn't going to unmolest the children. Put it back on streaming. He's dead.
1
1
43
✭DCGurl✭Sylvia ✭ (@SunshineTX50) profile picture✭DCGurl✭Sylvia ✭
@SunshineTX50Oct 19
Which state food is the greatest out of these options? 🍽️
Image from ✭DCGurl✭Sylvia ✭ (@SunshineTX50)
19
Load more