In the shower trying to fix the world
In the shower
Joined January 2016
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If I eats 1250 pounds of chicken would I be 99% chicken??!
@Drake @NASA @elonmusk @MoistCr1TiKaL @showerfeelings #showerthoughts
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☕ MY MORNING COFFEE AT NOON EP 136 - "Just an Outdoors Guy" ☕ If everything online is a flex... #mymorningcoffeeatnoon #coffeethoughts #deepthoughts #showerthoughts #musings #comedy #funny #comedyreels #butreally – at Henderson, NV
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Every breath you take is a silent dialogue with the universe, exchanging molecules and energy. In that moment, you are connected to everything that has ever existed, reminding us of our profound interdependence in this cosmic dance of life #showerthoughts
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No one knows the exact number of people who have jerked off thinking of them. #ShowerThoughts
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If you poop in the shower can you stomp it down the drain? #showerthoughts @hankgreen @Super_Plumbing
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Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day. #ShowerThoughts
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All that leaping about squirrels do yet you never see one with a sprained ankle or a bad back #showerthoughts #earlyonset 😐
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In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, digital dig sites. #ShowerThoughts
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What if the dreams we have when we sleep, is just a version of the multi-verse we see but are not physically part of.. or so we think🤔
#showerthoughts #MindBlown #twitch
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Our life might be an escape from our mundane eternal consciousness to forget it's eternal #ShowerThoughts
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A search option on @WhatsApp for people who viewed your status would be helpful 🌝.
#Feedback #suggestion #showerthoughts
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Whac-a-Mole is mentioned way more often to describe a recurring problem than the arcade game itself. #ShowerThoughts
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The world has gotten so weird, the ‘Black Mirror’ series has not bothered to continue #ShowerThoughts
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Thinking about switching sides. Idk.
This shit sucks.
My job sucks.
Ruble sucks.
And vkusno ii tochka tastes like shit.
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If we for some reason had to "reboot" all human progress & knowledge, #science would eventually arrive at the same conclusions we know today.
#Religions on the other hand would have wildly different (but similar protagonist, antagonist, redemption etc) stories.
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#showerthoughts Every fictional telepath depicts the dangers or unfettered access to people's minds. Twitter enables telepathy.
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Hearing wind chimes at night can be soothing and or also, terrifying. #showerthoughts