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John Lutz

@ShutupLutz

I played Lutz on @nbc30rock. I currently play Lutz in real life and pretend to be a writer on @LateNightSeth.

 New York, USA
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Joined January 2012
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As my life continues its slow march towards death, at least I know tonight, the lemon bars have firmed up nicely and they taste delicious
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I’m coming to Pittsburgh to perform at @BottlerocketPgh tomorrow night! I’m currently on a plane on my way. Where should I eat tonight?
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Rep Andy Harris defends his viral exchange where he threatened to have a student journalist arrested at a press conference for taking video of him. Fox45 not having it.
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Gravid NYC at @ucbtny on Monday, 8/27, 8:30 p.m. @LenaRockerHall Alison Pill @adampally Scott Adsit @BrianStack153 Tami Sagher @ShutupLutz Todd Buonopane @SunitaDeshpande Zoe Mann, tickets...$10! ucbcomedy.com/show/gravid-wa…
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Gravid Water@GravidWaterJun 24
Gravid NYC on Monday, 6/29, with Scott Adsit, Zach Cherry, @BrianStack153 @ShutupLutz Tami Sagher, @juliesharbutt Krystel Lucas, Lee Aaron Rosen, Zoe Mann, and more! @ucbcomedy @ucbtny ucbcomedy.com/show/gravid-wa…
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I wish my blood pressure was as good as every patient that comes into the ER of The Pitt. “Her leg has been cut off. 135/80.” #thePitt
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Obi-Wan Kenobi was on 14th street last night.
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Replying to @ShutupLutz
Fixed it
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With a 3 second cameo by John Lutz. Weird I didn’t make the poster.
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🎬MOVIE HISTORY: 14 years ago today, March 9, 2012, the movie ‘Friends with Kids’ opened in theaters! #AdamScott #JenniferWestfeldt #JonHamm #KristenWiig #MayaRudolph #ChrisODowd @BigBoyler #MeganFox #EdwardBurns #LeeBryant #KellyBishop #CotterSmith #IlanaLevine #BrianDArcyJames
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Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG_xWY…
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver discusses how an already flawed Twitter got worse under...

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Somebody caught a giant catfish and put it on the luggage rack on the train.
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Nailed it! #HappyNewYear2026
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Merry Christmas?
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A little overdue but wanted to congratulate you on this accomplishment:
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Gravid NYC at @ucbtny @ucbcomedy on Monday, 11/24, with @TheRealDratch @adampally @JillHennessy @BrianStack153 @KevinKaneNY @ShutupLutz @Nina_OKeefe @thekatetellers Scott Adsit! Is that enough? Tickets...$10! ucbcomedy.com/show/gravid-wa…
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Lame Duck Donny!
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Welcome to Nashville!
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Happy Halloween! Seth Checks Out Audience Member Halloween Costumes youtu.be/IfITfIFpvO8?si=nSdW… @LateNightSeth @sethmeyers @ambermruffin @jennyhagel @mikescollins
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When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points
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The guy sitting behind me on the train is chewing every last cube of ice in his drink. At least he’s being curtesy and doing it with his mouth open.
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Sometimes it’s fun to be annoyed with normal, low stakes awful behavior.
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