TheSofaRef!!!

Why do commentators like @7polly7 not call it like it is. 8 balls left in the day and Bavuma plays the most horrendous shot, then Pollock defends it with all sorts of “maybes” and other platitudes. Brain-dead cricket from our captain and commentators should be calling them out!!

Fuck me @SuperSportTV, if you just paid Pommie Mbangwa a normal salary, and not per word, we could probably afford to show all the pro-league hockey, and any other sport deemed too expensive!! Jesus, does he ever shut up. Such an irritating person in the commentary box!!

How, on God’s green earth does Warwick Gallant make this @THESTORMERS side?? He has been appalling the last two seasons. He cannot tackle, his game awareness is sub-zero and the Scarlett’s are cutting the Stormers to shreds through his defensive channel.

If anyone wants to know why Rassie continually refuses to pick Evan Roos for the Boks just had to see that being held up over the line. Never had a chance, had every opportunity to recycle the ball with massive numbers in his favour but, No!! All the talent, zero fucking rugby IQ

It is really time to jettison Marius Jonker from the TMO role and his absolute insistence in inserting into the game where it’s not needed. He is actually an embarrassment. He just cannot sit there and do his job!!

It’s small wonder the 2001 British Lions labeled Justin Harrison “a plank”. Just nother blinkered idiot in a long line of one-eyed Aussie commentators.

What the absolute fuck Bavuma. Why are you reversing to the best spinner in the game? In a FUXKING TEST MATCH???

What the absolute fuck, @themba bavun

The New Zealand Haka is now taking so long the opposition may need to warm up again when it’s over.

Fuck me @SkyNews how many times can you say “British National” in a 30sec segment on the latest arrests over the foiled Fairford terrorist attack? Fascinating how seldom you mention the nationality of foreign nationals when they are arrested in crimes like this. Fucking pathetic!

So, the promise from @PepTeam to “leave the next day” if the owners lied to him about the financial irregularities, now proven to be true, was all for show? All the integrity this man built over his years as an outstanding manager are in tatters. I guess he did know all along??

Let’s see what the dickhead @LandoNorris has to say about reckless driving bans after today’s cockup. Isn’t Karma fucking great. Lando, just shut the fuck uo & drive your car!!

If a player gets a red card in a FIFA sanctioned game and he turns back to argue with the ref, he should immediately earn a 5 match ban!! It is ridiculous the remonstrations happening with every decision these days. So sick of petulant wankers thinking their shit doesn’t smell!

Jeez, could Ted Kravitz kiss George “Woody” Russell any more without actually getting down on his knees & physically doing it? I know Sky are a British outfit but if they can’t be less biased towards British drivers maybe it’s time Sky were ousted from the international feed?

I see the land renowned for producing cricket dickheads, Australia, have outdone themselves with their latest iteration. Nathan Ellis is a special kind of bogan. Barely taller than that dwarf, David Warner, but reckons he is Courtney Walsh and is clearly a legend in his own mind!

How the fuck are South Africa so poor at holding on to the ball in the tackle. We must be the worst at this skill in the top six countries.

WOW!!! @WorldRugby will you have a look at this. A major sporting event where the No1 & No2 seeds meet in the final?? How TF did that happen? I thought they were supposed to meet in the quarters?? Oh, wait, tennis draws aren’t rigged like rugby ones. Fucking clowns!!🤡