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“Dᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Pᴀʀᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ!”

Joined August 2019
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«🍌 Dᴇғᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ Isʟᴀɴᴅ, Pᴀʀᴛʏ Aɴɪᴍᴀʟ. “Sᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ Bᴀɴᴀɴᴀ Hᴏᴀʀᴅ, Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!” \ / X / \ \ DK / \ / v -#MVRP --#Sʟɪᴍ ---L & RT ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ
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“Hm! I see some new brawls going on, on the old TV! I'm gonna pull up a chair and get cozy!”
Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ❛ 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘺.. ❜ #DARKSTALKERSRP. ▪︎#MVRP. ✎ #ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʀᴇ.
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Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ❛ 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵. ❜ #DARKSTALKERSRP. ▪︎#MVRP. ✎ #ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʀᴇ.
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An excited reaction from the Kong is shown as he processes who just came through the door! “Hey! It's the Jettster, the Jetson, /the/ Jet the Hawk! Nice to have ya, birdy buddy!”
KA-CLACK! The front doors swung open as a certain green hawk slid through on his knees. "Ayyyy! Anyone miss me!?" [ #OLYFETTI ]
Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
KA-CLACK! The front doors swung open as a certain green hawk slid through on his knees. "Ayyyy! Anyone miss me!?" [ #OLYFETTI ]
Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
❝Oh, he truly always was one for flamboyance and theatrics, wasn't he..❞ —;✦ #OLYFETTI.
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[@Premiline] Sifting through tapes, finding the right one for this particular song he triple checks it. “Yeah, that one! But... I can't do it alone! ...Maybe I can inspire some help!” He takes a large leap to the stage with a stool in hand, slamming it down near the mic. With—
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—a spin and dropping of his boombox on top of said seat, smashing of the right-facing triangular button on top, a soft R&B beat vibrates from its speakers on loop, awaiting its respective lyrics! “Now come on, you all must know what's comin'! I need someone to get this train—
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—goin'! Can't do it myself! But I think I know who can!” His large finger rolls to one in the crowd. “We talked about somethin' like this before, so I think now's the time to try it, Miss Pauline! Are ya in?!” The beat repeats as answer to inquiry is awaited. -DK- #OLYFETTI
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Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
— bowed to his audience, setting mic back in its holder and making his way towards a certain someone he hoped was listening. ⇁ #OLYFETTI
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Arriving fashionably late, the brunette gave the mahogany door a light push, soon followed by the soft clicking of crimson heels upon the carpeting. Smile upon painted lips they would part and allow Brooklyn tone to echo throughout. ❝Hiya, dolls!❞ —;✦ #OLYFETTI.
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With the proper tape armed and ready this time, he's ready to jam with whoever's in the mood! “This time, I'm all in! Everyone's free to dance along when I get the green light!” -DK- #OLYFETTI
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Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
The young rabbit skipped up to the microphone before coming to a halt before the stand, standing upon her toes to aid in the lowering of the microphone. ❝Excuse me, Miss Rouge..❞ A bright smile! ❝.. I want to sing ❛Once Upon a Dream❜, please!❞ —;✦ #OLYFETTI.
[#OLYFETTI] "Mario and Luigi are stupid feckin twinks."
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[#OLYFETTI] Well, look who finally arrived! "Fashionably late, as usual! -Mostly thr fashionable part- Now, let the REAL party can begin, FUCKERS!" Oh my-- "'CUZ 'DA BLING BLING KING HAS ARRIVED! WAHAHAAAAH!"
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|| To be fair the afterparty had a full open invitation, getting frustrated and backing out of it doesn't make others to blame.
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“Donkey Kong! But everyone just calls me DK! How about you my feline fella?”
"Big? That sounds like me! What's your name?" #OLYFETTI
Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
Randomly wanders in. "Uh... what's a o-lee-fe-tee? Is it a type of frog, like Froggy?" #OLYFETTI
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“Oh wow, big kitty! Nice to see we got another for the big lads gang!” -DK- #OLYFETTI
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Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ retweeted
“What a buncha chumps! Havin' their little party... ...that I didn't get invited to. No, I'm not hurt by that, nuh uh. *sniffle* Just goes to show I'm the best, and they can't afford the best! Though, who was that tin can I saw hangin' his head as he left? Looked familiar...”