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Don't start the party without me!

DK Isles
Joined June 2022
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«🍌 Dᴇғᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ Isʟᴀɴᴅ, Pᴀʀᴛʏ Aɴɪᴍᴀʟ. “Sᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ Bᴀɴᴀɴᴀ Hᴏᴀʀᴅ, Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!” \ / X / \ \ DK / \ / v
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|| Yeah, I kinda deserve that. I apologize, I'm very impulsive and hot-blooded sometimes. I'll accept any and all there is to say.
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:: hot take: people don’t write how they want to to try and appeal to you 😱
|| Because it doesn't make anyone's writing any more appealing to look at, a little emphasis can be given in other ways other than having distracting eyesores in the middle of a tweet. But I guess letting them be is just the easy way out.
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|| Because it doesn't make anyone's writing any more appealing to look at, a little emphasis can be given in other ways other than having distracting eyesores in the middle of a tweet. But I guess letting them be is just the easy way out.
Barbie.xn--6ii Why are people so obsessed with others putting bolded words on their own twitter accounts? Everyone has their own style of writing, let them be.
— of the sheer amount of plasma he had thrust through his body. ❝Can’t get any worse than that guy, can it? Let’s see what you’ve got next for me, Abigail…❞ 【 #METROMAYHEM 】
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Distant howls and roars of fury rung out through the streets, prompting nearby denizens of the destructing city to look around, trying to find the very thing that struck so much fear into them. By the time they had isolated it, it was far too late. With every step, the ground-
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-like a battle had recently unfolded there. The roided-up rambler paid no such concern to this location. Gazing up to the incomplete architecture, he saw a place to begin his ascent, inheriting some twisted desire to scale a building while carrying a damsel in distress, much-
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-like his rather infamous cinematic 'cousin'. -DK- #METROMAYHEM
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The party is great but, the scent of banana cream pie beckons him... But why's it coming from behind an alleyway? Mama Kong always said to never trust strange sweet smells coming from dark, obscured spaces. But... #MetroMonument
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— I ain’t the star of #MetroMonument, neither is Guy or Haggar, but every single one of you is. And together, I know we’ll all pull through these recent incidents. …Now, as much as I’d love to reveal that big statue, we gotta let some other folks get a word in. Sit tight!❞
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He got invited to #MetroMonument! He's down to join in the fun!
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"I got a baaaaaaad feeling in my left pinky toe... I dunno what's gonna be, but it definitely can't be groovy."