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kesha is cumming.. anything posted here is alleged for all intents and purposes and stems directly from my own personal thoughts/feelings/opinions. bitch.

Joined January 2010
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Using Joyride by Kesha for your Exorcist themed drag performance is so cvnt we have to stan.
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Whatโ€™s that youโ€™re saying? You want the explicit version on streaming??? ๐Ÿ”ช
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Cardi B as Medusa for Halloween ๐Ÿ˜Œโค๏ธ
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milly alcock is perfect as kara and she is my favorite version of the character. the suit is gorgeous, the fight sequences are insane, the soundtrack is great, the flashbacks scenes on argo are very emotional and kara beating the shit out of pedos is very satisfying
Say something nice about Supergirl
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I am begging my mutuals to PLEASE go see this beautiful fantastical MASTERPIECE of a film. you will not regret seeing Wildwood in theaters, I promise!!!
LAIKAโ€™s โ€˜Wildwoodโ€™ has crossed $35M globally against a budget of $100M. It surpasses the studioโ€™s โ€˜Missing Linkโ€™ and becomes their second lowest grossing film.
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ZAYN as The Mask for Halloween.
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They had Billy Dee Williams playin two face in BatMan 1989, an Actor so talented they completed the vision via comics. Brian Tyree Henry is a Phenomenal actor himself, yall seriously need to grow up.
A BLACK Two-Face?! This has to be a fucking joke LMFAO Even when Sebastian Stan is RIGHT THERE they somehow manage to fuck that up, atp I have no sympathy for WB, this movie won't have the same impact as the first, 6 year wait for this, this is certainly no Dark Knight.
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wdym youโ€™re strip tease daffy duck
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my personal top 5 of animal by kesha 1. animal 2. your love is my drug 3. backstabber 4. paardh 5. hungover
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never not diy-ing my halloween costume last-minute
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LIGHTS OUT. @NICKIMINAJ
girl hush and make sure that porch light is OFF by 5:00 PM
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girl hush and make sure that porch light is OFF by 5:00 PM
If you listen carefully itโ€™s a misplaced anger at his own parents for not making him feel worthy that turned into raging jealousy of other children who had parents that lifted them up and poured into them. Heโ€™s projected all of that onto white people. He needs to mend his heart before thinking about running for any office. White ppl havenโ€™t hurt him. He knows exactly who did. Notice how he doesnโ€™t get the satisfaction he was craving when the interviewer simply anchors himself & doesnโ€™t validate that experience. We should all do more of this. Donโ€™t validate anyoneโ€™s experience for the sake of temporary bonding.
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I hate gay Halloween bc what do you mean youโ€™re Kesha wearing a custom made condom top after selling out MSG as a fully independent artist
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Mom broke her arm (sheโ€™s ok) so you will be getting a tooth fairy serve at an unreleased date in the somewhat future when I get back to the sewing machine happy Halloween cannibals and animals and Backstabbers ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•
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Iโ€™m 500 years old
I wasnโ€™t there for Keshaโ€™s Animal era but this music video and the 15th anniversary made me feel just like itโ€™s 2010
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I already told yallโ€ฆme and @KeshaRose are like this ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ!
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The way I FINALLY met Kesha last nightโ€ฆIโ€™m literally on cloud 9 yall canโ€™t tell me SHIT!
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everyday i wake up knowing my oomf is a hitmaker
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iโ€™m building a teamโ€ฆ
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the director yelled โ€œnow cutโ€, but godsha heard โ€œrelease a high quality shelved music video and save pop musicโ€ and went with it
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