Information security specialist with an interest in military history and old films

Broadstairs, England
Joined March 2013
Replying to @DVLAgovuk
You are a total shambles, a failed Agency
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Replying to @RoyalMail
@RoyalMail why is the Royal Mail app so universally rubbish today
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@RoyalMail can’t you even scale your servers properly? Or is this a ransomware attack?
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In response to the rampant levels of misinformation on @X, Adam Leon Smith, Fellow of @bcs & @RashikParmar, CEO of @bcs said:
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Replying to @CrimeLdn
@thinkdefence have you seen anything as extraordinary as this? Battle of the ladders
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The first time I’ve seen ladders used offensively in combat
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Britain is the greatest country for tourists because of the wide variety of visitor attractions. This afternoon I was pleased to attend the @VisitBritainBiz & @VisitEnglandBiz Great Tourism Exhibition where I met with Patricia Yates, CEO, to discuss their plans and challenges
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Tory MPs Liz Truss, Anne-Marie Trevelyan, James Gray, and Vicky Ford have all put their Amazon Prime subscriptions on expenses. Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own Amazon Prime subscription.
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Happy New Year from the Information Commissioner's Office!
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This is the speech of a PM who knows she's done, and is trying to write her own obituary in advance. I think she's going to walk next week.
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The "Brexit Betrayal" narrative has begun. Here's why it's bullshit...
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You've had it from the horse's mouth: May's deal is worse than staying in the EU. Here's how we can force a rethink... please RT and email your MP today....
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"There's a man's hand holding on to the foot of the bed." #LaurelAndHardy #StanAndOllie
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Simon Lock retweeted
Yo guys, this is a 24 hour race
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Simon Lock retweeted
I'm totally not jealous at everyone in Le Mans right now
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That’s not running
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Simon Lock retweeted
thanks all. I'm hugely pleased to have been made Dame. sure there are things I worry about (empire? ), and I expect a twitter torrent; but i am still pleased that studying classical civilisation can make you Dame. Happy. It's an honour for all who explore the ancient world 0
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Wowsers! My former tutor & brilliant teacher Prof Mary Beard has been made a dame in Queen’s birthday honours list for services to Study of Classics & Classical Civilisation. She’s one of the many reasons I studied Classics. Congrats @wmarybeard but I’m surprised you accepted!!
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Simon Lock retweeted
Network Rail boss Mark Carne appointed CBE despite rail chaos on.ft.com/2xY1vZQ
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I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediately doing the same for no reason whatsoever.
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Simon Lock retweeted
Hacker obtains information of more than 92 million @MyHeritage DNA service users → bit.ly/2sLxHd8 via @DigitalTrends #CyberBreach #InfoSec #InsiderThreats #BehaviorAnalytics
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