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Simon Maloy

@SimonMaloy

Senior writer, @mmfa. You've also seen me in @TheWeek, @RollingStone, @Salon, @TheProspect -- tweets are my own etc. [email protected] 202-772-0102

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it's frustrating because when Clint Frazier hits the inevitable slump I can't spoonerize his ass because Flint Crazier is an awesome name
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what in the nitter.cf/amyklobuchar/status/11…
Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) profile pictureAmy Klobuchar
@amyklobuchar22 Apr 2019
If a billionaire can refinance his yacht, students should be able to refinance student loans. It’s that simple #KlobucharTownHall
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student debt forgiveness only for people who mash RT on this tweet
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not RTing is a slap in my beautiful face
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PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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love to go to the emergency vet on Easter because your large, idiot puppy ate precisely this much chocolate cake
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(she's fine)
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the_cake_eaters have logged... off
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can Ichiro come back to the Yankees or
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absurd
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I couldn't make up a better example of an irreparably damaged justice system than "the president was mad so therefore no crime" nitter.cf/DomenicoNPR/status/111…
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well, at least they never had a brief conversation on an airplane nitter.cf/joshgerstein/status/11…
Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) profile pictureJosh Gerstein
@joshgerstein18 Apr 2019
BREAKING: Barr confirms Trump's personal lawyers got a copy of the redacted report 'earlier this week.' No executive privilege claims over report.
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are we sure she knows what "empowered" means
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it is an obvious farce and no one in the media needs to indulge it or print the headlines the administration wants but they will anyway because that's the process nitter.cf/chrislhayes/status/111…
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) profile pictureChris Hayes
@chrislhayes17 Apr 2019
This is transparently an attempt to frame the initial burst of coverage, including live network specials, without anyone having access to the thing they are describing. What a farce.
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right now someone at AP is psyching themselves up to tweet whatever Barr says and add AP NEWSBREAK before it
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why bother with the hassle of trading one nepotist sinecure for another? nitter.cf/costareports/status/11…
Robert Costa (@costareports) profile pictureRobert Costa
@costareports17 Apr 2019
AP: In interview, "White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump says her father asked her if she was interested in taking the job of World Bank chief but she passed on it."
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STEVE BANNON: [skin falls off]
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thanks nitter.cf/AP_Planner/status/1118…
Onclusive Forward Planner (@OnclusivePlan) profile pictureOnclusive Forward Planner@OnclusivePlan17 Apr 2019
Tomorrow: 20th anniversary of Wayne Gretzky playing his last NHL game (18 Apr)
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if it were the Time 101 list then I probably would have made it
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