Read something other than your own book.
Probably hard at it
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We would suspend him for a couple of years whilst investigating his decision making.
Then we'd charge him with murder and drag him through the courts, only for him to get found not guilty.
What a fucking country.
Shoot filth on sight. End of. Fuck 'em.
If I sent Christmas cards , I'd buy these.
Wish the artists amongst us would do something similar.
Because I am one of the loveliest people on here, I’ve come up with the perfect thing to cheer you all up today and for Christmas. For the first time ever, I’m releasing limited edition Christmas cards. Each pack will be boxed with Merry Christmas on the front. Inside, is a little thank you card hand signed by me and then wrapped in black tissue paper that’s sealed with a pink heart, are seven different Christmas cards of my photos. Each are premium cards on 300gsm card, beautifully printed (you could even frame them) and a great gift for those you love. There are three different sets of cards, so there’ll be photos to please everyone. All this for just £19.95 including UK postage. Here’s the link to buy:
👉alastairhiltonphotographer.c…👈
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This one gets me every Remembrance Day since 2019.
This is Fin Doherty.
When he was 6 in 2008, his brother, Jeff a paratrooper, was killed in a Taliban ambush.
Young Fin was determined to be a paratrooper like his brother.
He did just that and in 2019 earned his red beret.
His brother’s red beret was formally handed to him by Sgt Major Adam Ireland who had fought along side Fin’s brother. ❤️💔
Tips.
Some proper tight bastards out there.
I usually tell the staff how they're doing during our meal.
I like a chit chat and good service.
Breakfast is usually a fiver tip.
A meal out, £10-£20.
What we have here is a sexed up M&S garlic cheese flatbread thing with a chilli I made that naturally no fucker wants 🤷♂️
You've got fuck all, as per @FatBloaterFX
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Katherine Ryan didn't need a jury. She revealed Russell Brand's true nature a while ago.
