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Summary of what happened on #BBNaija street yesterday: ​It was a peaceful Sunday morning on the TL while everyone was preparing for church, until some Temi Nkem fans brought El Niño heat to the TL by quoting one NOT SO PEACEFUL Bluetopia fan's old tweet where she said: ​"Bluethopia will win the show, Temu can be our Runnerup" ​That was how some fans forgot it was Sunday, entered the bathroom to wash their hands with Extract soap, and started dragging that tweet. ​One said, "Your hate for Temi Nkem made u m!serable on this street, Temi is always Bluethopia's mother." ​We thought it had ended there until one Temi Nkem fan trekked from Ilupeju in Lagos to Cape Town in South Africa to bring out her photos and post them online. One Temi Nkem fan said, "Na why Bluetopia no get pass 8% votes, she just dey use her weight dey suppress the votes." May God have mercy on u BBN fans. 😭 ​The TL went back to being a peaceful one until the owner of Lagos tweeted, "I think I need a girlfriend." ​BBN fans came outside oo! They were curious as to why he made that tweet, until one Tramyin shipper came out with her full chest to say, "You used and dumped Oyin too, I will never take you serious." ​That was how fight burst out again oo. ​One Tram fan said, "If na u be Tram, shey u go take Oyin serious with that teeth?" ​Naso Oyin fan reply am, "Let's start with Tram's hairline first." 😭😭 ​We were still trying to settle the wolfpack sorry, "Nackpack" when another Tramyin shipper said, "There is no ship here, stop contributing in the group." ​Naso one person reply am, "As if the money don pass 21k wey ona contribute." 😂😂 ​At this point, that 21k saga is here to stay! ​After we left the Nackpack and their wahala thinking we were going to get some peace on the TL, one X user Beulah brought some heat to the TL again with her tweet: "So she is finally pregnant, una go defend this one alone." ​(Can u people let Big Kelv rest at this point with all these wahala?) 😭 ​That was how BBN detectives swung into action to look for the pregnant BBN girlie. ​Took them some mins to find out the person that got pregnant. If I tell ona, shey ona go believe me? ​She is a BEAUTYful babe sha... congratulations to her, we are going to celebrate. 🎉 ​I was about going to sleep around 7:28 PM in the evening when I saw hot sun coming out again—I think say world wan end oo! Sun dey shine for evening? ​Only to discover it was BELLS that wanted to melt us on earth with her hotness. Bells, mapami naw! ​That was when I remembered last night was the movie premiere for The FIVE FIGURINES. ​So na movie premiere this babe dey go wey she hot like this, worthy of a GALA red carpet. ​Na so I say make I just dey awake self and see people wey go attend the event cos everywhere don hot again, all thanks to Bells. ​I was still inside the shower, and everywhere was shaking hard. ​I think say na earthquake oo! I say ah, heat never finish, earthquake self wan join? Wetin dey happen? ​I rushed down to X to see if I was safe and to get updates. ​Omo, it is BBN fans oo! They were throwing Rocky shades at each other's faves. ​One Neche fan tweeted "Can't she buy good wigs for God's sake, what is she wearing like this?" ​Naso Sheba fans catch the shade give them back. ​One of her fans said, "Neche was out there looking like a horse" ​Naso them drag themselves oo, I remove my head make blood no sha touch me. ​I was trying to run away from vauwlence and I slipped into Goddessa's fans using bottle and shovel to defend a tweet. ​One fan tweeted, "Goddessa looked so good," and attached a video to it. ​Somebody in the comments replied, "If I slap you eh." 😭 From where to where now? What happened to freedom of speech? ​Another user said, "God sees all" ​Another one said, "They called her fashionista of the season" But the comment that finished me was: "If you insist. With her azu purse and fishing net on her head" 😭🤣 Araga fans cheeky boys.. cont'd 👇🏽 #BBNaija