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South Africa
Joined March 2014
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So Nice, I had to do it Twice 🙏🏽🎓🥺 #Graduation2022 💫🌻 – at Sandton, South Africa
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Helen Zille is considering running for Joburg mayor in 2026 apparently. Let me tell you now, if she does, she will win. And not by accident. Like it or not, she has a proven record of turning a city around. Just look at Cape Town. You can debate her politics all you want, but she gets things done. Joburg, as it stands, is crying out for that kind of leadership. (And Cape Town has the lowest unemployment rate of all major cities). If this happens, the ANC will lose Johannesburg for good. And when Joburg goes, so does Gauteng. People are tired. They want working traffic lights, clean streets, functioning municipalities, not endless excuses. Right now, everyone is complaining about what the ANC has done to the city. Zille offers a real, visible alternative. This might be uncomfortable for some to hear, but mark this tweet and save it. If I am wrong, I will say so. But I doubt I will be.
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I beg to differ 😭🔥🔥
The best remix in SA hip-hop history is "Steve Kekana Remix" y L-Tido featuring Maggz, Cassper Nyovest & Ma-E 🔥🇿🇦
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My blood after hearing “men are like that by nature”
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New Cleo Sol and Snoh Aalegra in the same year. The year of the lovers.
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Yes!
Does ANYONE here BELIEVE God can turn EVERYTHING around in just ONE NIGHT?
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ey Msaki ntombi, we live for the weekend nyani.
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Real politicians are reading their municipal budgets,not my tweets.🤣 Johannesburg needs functioning traffic lights,water and clean streets,not a mayoral candidate auditioning for Twitter beef. Ba busy!😂
Real creatives are reading their scripts. Ba busy.
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But you want to protect the rights of illegal immigrants over the rights of SA citizens. We cannot trust you will save Joburg from building hijackings, drug dealers and corruption. Every municipality you are part of is in trouble. It’s a strong NO from me 🚮
Looking at the attacks South Africa is under, even at local level, this country needs leaders who are skilled and have experience in multilateral diplomacy because the world demands that. A world class African city must stand tall not only to compete but lead. Thats what I bring that is distinct (and absolutely necessary to defend our lands from treasonous players). Johannesburg, it’s not too late. Let’s go win. ❤️💚🖤
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No more naps. 😭 All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework. Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned. You’re learning that numbers have rules. Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭
Grade 1 is actually a hard grade if you think about it.
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We don’t shame men enough for peeing in public. WHAT happened to shame, dignity and basic home training?! 😭 Yho niyanyanyisa shame
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“¿no te importa si cancelamos?” yo:
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It’s that time of the year where TFG is hiring Seasonal in-store Sales assistants across their many stores in South Africa! 🙌🏽 Qualification required: Grade 12 🔌 fa-expc-saasfaprod1.fa.ocs.o…
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Please get yourself an ice cream when you're sad.
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I don't have to eat my steers emotweni...I'm good 🙏🏼
Guys how are the 30's without kids?
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I haven’t seen a “Sundays are for lovers” tweet in a minute Le wele neh😭
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Girls, never stop working. This world isn't kind to women who don't have financial power. Standing on your own two feet isn't an option, but a necessity!
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Love from around the globe for TLB 🇿🇦
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If happiness had a location😭😭😭🤍🤞🏽
The Hey Neighbour situation makes me really sad because they were cooking a global juggernaut of a festival.
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SNOH AALEGRA ALBUM 🚨 A LEGENDARY LOVE 💿 DROPPING SOON. • Her first since 2021’s ‘Temporary Highs In The Violet Skies’.
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