54, Unorthadontist, journalist, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict, atheist, t-total, veggie, orphan, genius, Lego fan.
Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
Joined February 2009
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Paul Smith retweeted
"It was at this point that my legal injunction expired, so, in a desperate bid to evade further scrutiny, I decided to have myself admitted to the local psychiatric hospital."
A nation non-reels in non-shock.
David Walliams named as celebrity who tried to block publication of sexual misconduct allegations
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Paul Smith retweeted
One of the fastest red cards in football history occurred just two seconds into a match in 2000, striker Lee Todd remarked ‘fuck me, that was loud’ when the whistle to start the game was blown, and was promptly shown sent off.
Paul Smith retweeted
It's everything I ever dreamed of.
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Paul Smith retweeted
Comedian Stewart Lee called out Russell Brand all the way back in April 7, 2008.
"The way Russell Brand makes up names for his own penis makes him sound like a child molester."
The end is hilarious.
Spent the night stuck in the car with a flat battery. Bloke who fixed the tyre had shot off as soon as he was done & I had to reload it. Now I stand outside with some jump leads for an hour & hope to lure a passing motorist to my rescue, while looking like I'm luring them to 💀🙄
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Paul Smith retweeted
Russell Brand won’t see your tweets supporting him
But everyone else can see you supporting a rapist
Paul Smith retweeted
Watch live as judge sentences Russell Brand for rape and sexual assault bbc.in/4iK73u0
