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Phoenix tatted on me for rebirth
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AYO LMAOOOOO
Steve Kerr was asked pregame if he’s been surprised Yaxel Lendeborg went as low as No. 11. Deadpanned in answer: “You remember in the NBA, we penalize guys for being 23. He was his own worst enemy. He should’ve just come out four years ago completely unprepared, and then he would’ve been the second pick.”
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Blitzing Austin heavy off every double he’s gotta be more aggressive coming off to make the double a little more difficult. Right now he’s letting them double him
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Women friends get tennis bracelets. Trips to Venice get they winters replaced with, sun it ain’t even fun no more I’m jaded. Man is just a game I just play it to play it!!!! Best ever!!!
Is “Allure” a Top 5 Jay-Z song to you??
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"Do not bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you"
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The Michael Malone era officially starts today. Demarcus Henry. Heel.
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Austin has been bad tonight
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The boy is 19 years old dawg.
KYRIE IRVING: COOPER FLAGG: 35 POINTS 33 POINTS 4 REBOUNDS 9 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 6 ASSISTS 12/19 FGM 12/19 FGM 35 MINUTES 39 MINUTES UNREAL DUO. 🔥🔥🔥
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The GOAT lol
Kanye West arrived unannounced at a $295M Malibu listing, set up an 'office' and crashed there for 4 days: 'Citizen Kim' trib.al/LB79VW4
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The Knicks get a kick out of playing from behind. An underdog kink
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I like all of you. You were all kind to me. Do not show up to Shibuya tomorrow.
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Afro and low fade Kobe has an insane dunk reel
Kobe's athleticism has def become underrated. His footwork became elite, and "Mamba Mentality" became a central part of his narrative. But dude won a dunk contest, had insane highlights. He wasn't unworldly athletically like Bron/early MJ, but he wasn't far behind them either
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🚨BREAKING🚨 UNC lands commitment from 5 star Demarcus Henry. The first big get for coach Malone and a huge addition to the Tar Heels. Henry is a consensus top 4 player in the class of 2027. HUGE! Go Heels! #GoHeels #GDTBATH #UNC #UNCMBB #NCAA #Commit #Recruit
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First unreleased album that's really Ye's baby
North West confirms that her debut album ‘Elementary School Dropout’ has been scrapped due to her changing her sound and reveals that she has two unreleased albums. 💿🔥 “Elementary School Dropout is never coming out. It wasn’t ready. I needed to make more music and I needed a different sound. The sound was not it for me.” “These songs I cannot even listen to. We had to scratch that. That’s when the music started getting better and I started producing.”
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the NBA version has to be the funniest 😭
TEARS YO LMAOOOOOO
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Hell naw
. @OfficiallyIce and @emannymusic claim that they used to be able to dunk a basketball 🏀👀 Are you believing them? 📌 Patreon Exclusive | “Punching Up” #JBP
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Dam I can’t drink coors????
2 CHAINZ 🚨 A WEEK IN PARIS. • Interpolates Ye’s ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ • Off his new album ‘Playaz Only Live Once,’ prod. Statik Selektah, out December 4th
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It’s his GRANDEST film. Not his best. The final act and its emotional/thematic payoff is definitely Top 3 but in its entirety it’s probably 4-6.
Do you consider THE ODYSSEY to be Christopher Nolan’s best film?
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Jordan, Bron, Kobe Top 3 any order
No one in the same galaxy
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Lmao he survived that without catching feels he would’ve been the chosen one fr 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Attack of the Clones is so funny dude. "Anakin, you must understand that you are not allowed to develop feelings for Padme. It is against the Jedi code. By the way, for the next few weeks you will be her sole bodyguard. You're going to be staying with her in a beautiful lakeside villa on Naboo. Anakin I need to understand that under no circumstances are you to feel any sort of way about his beautiful woman with whom you are alone and unsupervised during your romantic lakeside getaway. You're going to be having dinner together and frolicking in the meadows with this attractive and intelligent young woman. Is that clear?"
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