@SingleWideJon

Take your Johnson, Mercury or Evinrude and fire it up | God, Family, Country | Avid SEC supremacist (Pac-12 still sucks) | Swamp Drainer | Sun Drop connoisseur

 Blue Heaven, NC
Joined July 2022
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Reallocated a 12 rack of landshark and 3 Kona big waves from the work function #taxed
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I have been tricked! This beautiful blue can should be a refreshing light beer, instead it is a disgusting IPA. On my honor I will complete my tour of duty and finish it 🫡
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Stay away from the drive thrus and slop bowls. Get your seed oils the old fashioned way #shrimpbizkit
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I’ve never liked Ohio state a day in my life but after Michigan robbed Western of a win, JJ McCarthy is a total flop and then that guy dressed as Ronald McDonald and ate a lot of Big Macs I’ll give them credit Still hate Kirk Herbstreit tho
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TARRRRRRRRRR
Ross Martin@RossMartinNC
Sep 13
Caleb Wilson at DKE fraternity house just off UNC’s campus on Saturday night…
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One day when I open up SingleWide’s Fried Seafood Emporium, you can bet your top dollar I’ll have these puppies sitting on the table Feat. catered Smitty’s today
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Venturing out of the southeast for a w*rk trip in 2 weeks. Can anyone tell me if Portillo’s is legit?
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Might be the most Monday feeling Tuesday ever, but HT hooked me up with a free sub #loyalty
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To the great Labor Day weekend storm of ‘26 You may have wreaked havoc on boaters, and tossed my grill down the stairs, but she still works and dinner is on schedule #undaunted
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And at last my friends, peace and order has been restored to our Saturdays Happy week 1 to all who celebrate
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Thank you for your sacrifice @Likelywood69 time for the pizza
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SingleWide: one Fish Cops: none #flattrout
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Based on this picture alone, can any of y’all guess what region of the country I’m in?
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Waited my whole life for Top Gun 2 and now we’re getting Days of Thunder again! Make it easy on yourselves and cast Ryan Blaney 🇺🇸🏁
Tom Cruise
@TomCruise
Aug 29
Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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Faked them out to ice the game #winningculture (Like a true UNC fan I didn’t watch a single down 🍷&🧀
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Went behind the scenes today #thetraditioncontinues
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Tuesday night BV poll. Should I get my bread up and work in a restaurant after my crappy day job? Or Use that same time to keep (unsuccessfully) applying to better jobs that actually have a future?
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Pumpkin beer intrigues me .. but not until October
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Tell him if he works hard and does what he’s supposed to you’ll get a raise in a year. When he gets there be sure to move the goalposts and don’t give him anything #Opentowork
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Absolute horseshit. The toll fees on the busiest day won’t even cover diesel #DontNYmyNC
NCDOT Ferry Division@NCDOT_Ferry
Aug 18
NCDOT is now required by law to start collecting tolls on all ferry routes by Jan. 1, 2027. We now have a web page set up to explain what that means for you, and how to participate in public input between 8/17-9/14. For more details, visit the web page: ncdot.gov/divisions/ferry/Pa…
Image of the NC Ferry M/V Salvo.

ALT Image of the NC Ferry M/V Salvo.

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