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husband • father • christian • umbrella enthusiast • pathological liar

Africa, Antarctica, and your mom’s house…
Joined March 2011
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Hey @AirCanada — you lost an expensive item, and your customer service agents haven’t responded in nearly a week. Meanwhile, your subcontractor @Chargerback_Web is telling me I need to wait patiently until well after the deadline for filing a claim. That’s a real bad look.
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Replying to @thedailybeast
R.I.P :( She was a great security researcher
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Hey @Wikipedia , this is excessive. Jimbo doesn’t need another yacht.
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Breaking my Twitter hiatus for an evergreen tweet: Damn Montreal, your airport smells terrible. If you’re around for REcon, say hi.
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I miss when applications could just do one thing, well.
I received these from Rapid7 as an apology(?) for bugs they never seem to fix. It’s a squeeze toy and a desktop vacuum cleaner. It’s nice of them, I guess, but “You’re stressed because Rapid7 sucks” is a little on the nose.
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“I can moonwalk with steel toe boots on” Rest in peace Pat Stay. Battle Rap icon and king. If u know me u know i always thought he was the best. I’m hurt.
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Hey Edinburgh wtf is this 💩?
PSA: Nobody is making you go to DEF CON. You can just… not.
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Brand names that scream quality.
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lol, lmao
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Imagine talking shit after not recognizing a CTF and sending a spurious takedown request. 🤷🤣 nitter.cf/pmelson/status/1537471…
Imagine not understanding base64 padding. 🤷🤣
Connecting an external display is famously one of the hardest problems in computer science.
In case you're wondering "how many REs does it take to grok HDMI?" it's > @perribus + @aionescu + @chompie1337 which is like brainpower of at least 30 of us normal REs 😆📺
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Damn Montreal, your airport still smells terrible.