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Please change your toothbrush | Writer | Award Winning Creator | Producer | VO Artist |🇿🇦[email protected]

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2009
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Incredible
🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 Campus tour across SA with @MSA_FusionFest
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Did this monster just ask for Yoghurt!? 😂😂😂
Alleged 28s gang boss Ralph Stanfield was upset about allegedly being given dry bread for lunch in the Western Cape High Court today. Stanfield, his wife Nicole Johnson, & 12 others face a slew of charges linked to allegedly operating a criminal enterprise known as “The Firm”. CP
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Blueprint 5 😭😭😂😂
Cam’ron and Ma$e react to Jay-Z picking HIMSELF to perform at the SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW and predict he’s planning to DROP A NEW ALBUM the very next day, on MONDAY 😭😭
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Lol, can’t believe Jacinta is y’all’s hero.
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Well done Kane 🥂
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So, NOT Bolt lol
Bolt drivers tsa Hammanskraal went on strike because they want fixed rates for trips and don’t want passengers to pay what’s on the App
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Balenciaga spring collection looking ass
Jesus christ sandals ,blood, Bible and robe
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Elon Musk is without a doubt the most grotesque example of extreme wealth being mistaken for virtuous genius that I’ve ever seen, no contest. A dude whose business empire has had the exceptional luxury of upwards of $38 BILLlON in government contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits that lectures us on government waste, fraud, and abuse. He takes a literal fucking chainsaw to government aid, while hundreds of thousands die from the lack of access, and simultaneously engorges himself at the public pig trough of endless money. He then takes the grift cash to buy elections, outright rig them, gains extraordinary access to the backrooms and convinces panting sycophants that he’s “fighting the establishment.” He IS the establishment. Years and years of missed deadlines, self driving promises just around the corner. Spectacular theatrical marketing presentations presented as new technology, with an army of ball riding zombies to explain why his latest failure is actually evidence of 5D chess wizardry. All in line to be the friend he doesn’t have. He was emailing Epstein to find about the “wildest parties” on child rape island, and you people still clamber. Speaking of mouth breathing followers, the cult surrounding him is even more disturbingly dangerous. Every glaring contradiction becomes an insult worthy misunderstanding. Every dumb comment is a masterpiece. Every legitimate totally fair criticism becomes proof that the questioner is stupid, jealous, or secretly working against humanity itself. It’s so blatantly a cult. At what point does this bizarre admiration become deliberately and completely giving up independent thought? You can acknowledge the success of his companies and the remarkable engineering feats without cosplaying that he’s some infallible prophet. And give his employees some credit. He’s a trillionaire with huge political influence, a pretty pathetic appetite for public attention indicative of someone that’s insecure, and a documented history of promise after promise that he doesn’t deliver on. Please, don’t confuse money with intelligence. They rarely go hand in hand. Also, realize that proximity to great power is not synonymous with moral authority. The truth is historically the opposite. And for fucks sake, stop worshipping people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
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Pretty shambolic FPL weekend. Great real life weekend I guess 😔
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My Goat is probably gonna give one of the least electrifying performances in Super Bowl history 😩
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What a horrifying deal
guys what is this nonsense????
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Muchi retweeted
I need arrests made at Manchester United.
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I choose Hell in a Cell with Kenny. Winner takes Joburg.
You're forced to choose: Helen Zille or Kenny Kunene for Joburg mayor?
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Always some uncle with schizophrenia whooping his ass being reduced to witchcraft. Anxiety disorders presenting itself as ‘overprotective, paranoid about kids being outside, convinced someone is out to get them’ Oh man ☹️
Our parents were out here parenting undiagnosed.
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30 years.
How old is your oldest friendship? 🥹
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Muchi retweeted
Wae bona grootman hasn't had a fresh salad in years. Every thing he eats is hot and e nale gravy.
So he's back from Spiritual seclusion We are still waiting for him there by the Madlanga Commission #Sindine #MadlangaCommission
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British people know how to make a delicious TV drama.
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What a fantastic morning
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Jeff is pushing 51 seasons of Survivor also. A bit insane
Phil has been on Amazing Race for 39 seasons. Thirty frikkin Nine!!!!!!
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A coalition of Cheetahs
A mischief of mice, a flamboyance of flamingos, a waddle of penguins (or a ‘raft’ if they are in water). What is your favourite collective noun? Feel free to suggest new ones!
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