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Zoo Troubleshooter. What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the lawn. Space Ambassador. Matt Bianco tribute act.

on the horse sized pills
Joined February 2008
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Blimey, that lino has a bit of the Indiana Jones villain about him #nffc
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For those keeping score, no hornets attacked me during the second goal #nffc
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Today’s ref proves they are not corrupt. If there was a conspiracy then any ref would need to be able to respond to things that happen #nffc
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A massive hornet just flew out of the firewood and straight at me, just as Wood scored. #nffc Sensory overload ensued. Thought and prayers please people.
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The commentators here thought it was a straight red too #nffc
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And we’ve only got the Swedish commentators again, no Finns, and these guys can’t stand football so when they think it’s a red you can be sure that’s a disinterested opinion
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He jumped on his ankle FFS #nffc
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But there’s that one result… #nffc
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The only match report you need, summed up beautifully
Not good enough but absolutely shafted by VAR
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It’s a truism but the kind of person that wants to be a professional referee is exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t be #nffc
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I can only conclude that the season is over and relegation is now a certainty #nffc
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Harsh :)
I hope Josh Smith is in a loveless marriage. #nffc
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Don’t worry, on Tuesday the pompously named @FA_PGMOL will admit there was a mistake. So that’s alright then. #nffc
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Stunned. Just…what’s the point? #VAR #nffc
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Penalties don’t get much more stonewall than that, come on… #nffc
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If that was a penalty, it was clearly clumsiness rather than deliberate so why the yellow too? #nffc
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Two simple rules I want 1. When a penalty is awarded any player from the defending team, apart from the keeper, still in the box after 30 seconds gets a yellow card. 2. A player gets a red card. For every 30 seconds they have not left the pitch a team mate will also get a red
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It’s time for a “reverse-Everton”! #nffc
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This performance went down the toilet pretty darn quickly didn’t it? #nffc
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This is Hughton levels of not being able to get the ball #nffc
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