28, He/Him, Poly-Pan Sizey Goblin with a bunch of fun ideas, wholesome and naughty~ 💚 Bow down or be squashed~ Pet: @Fluffinyan Bug: @PinkPeronaOwner
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Joined May 2019
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Whoa! Macro March part 3 is here?!?
The Gobbo returns once more, now a staggering 960’ tall!
Some of your puny human buildings might still be a little taller than me, but that’s nothing a quick demolition won’t fix 😈
#Sizetwitter
I definitely need to start using these slippers more
They’re comfy and cute, and perfect for squishing you itty bitty cuties beneath~
Ditzy dog gal catching a couple tiny humans in a jar, so excited to play with them the next day!
Unfortunately she forgot to poke air holes, so by the time she wakes up they’ve all suffocated
Oh well! She just shrugs, cause she can just catch more later!
#SizeTwitter
It’s entertaining how people always underestimate Goblins
I’ve got a bounty higher than some Dragons and beginner adventurers come in droves to try and claim it, thinking it’s just free money
Oh well, it means I’ve got a constant stream of dummies to shrink~
#SizeTwitter
Tossing a few dozen tinies on a platter before picking up a toothpick and impaling one
As they scream in agony, I simply pop them into my mouth and chew them to bits as the others watch in shock
A few seconds later, they all panic and run
I love moving targets~
#SizeTwitter
You gotta be careful when sneaking your way close to a giant’s feet, cause you never know if you’ll be noticed, or if you’ll just end up smothered and squished underfoot~
Sometimes both tbh~
#SizeTwitter
A family shrinking themselves down in their own home to explore the now colossal landscape
Unfortunately they forget their Maid was coming that day to clean up, more than happy to dispose of any bugs she found infesting the home
#SizeTwitter
Found this little lady squeaking up at me from the floor!
Turns out her and her boyfriend wound up shrunken, and made their way into my house for help
Unfortunately, I stepped on the Bf without noticing, and little guy didn’t survive
Oh well, I’m keeping his Gf!
#SizeTwitter
Zach, The Goblin King retweeted
Desperately sprinting away from a lone carpet mite, only for the sky itself to collapse. You land on your back, hearing reduced to a dull, incessant ring as displaced air batters your skin.
A wall of off-white sock fibers stretches to the sky, the mite squashed beneath its mass.
Tiny women are top tier
They’re just so cute as they squeak and squirm, begging to be grown back to normal!
And they make just the most satisfying SQUELCH when I step on them or squeeze them between my fingers~
Oops! I ran out again…
Any ladies wanna be shrunk?
#SizeTwitter
Zach, The Goblin King retweeted
God giant furry/anthropomorphic animal and tiny humans is always peak, need to be squidshed under some cute paws🥴
Your entire adventuring party all reduced to sticky smears on the sole of a smirking Goblin
You hadn’t even done anything to him, but he’d been bored and decided you all looked just entertaining enough to shrink and waste 5 minutes playing with~
#SizeTwitter
Zach, The Goblin King retweeted
"Annin’s True Size"🔴
Goku made the mistake of calling her an “old lady”…
And Annin decided to show him exactly how big she can get 👀
Annin joins the list ✨
#sizetwitter #feet
Your regularly scheduled size shenanigans have been briefly interrupted
Behold, my Great Unclean One
(Still WIP but turning out better than I imagined)
Tinies mistaken for measly specks of dirt and dust is always fun~
A shrunken group crying and begging for help as a Middle aged woman looks down at them, only to be met by a distasteful look
She reaches for a spray bottle, preparing to make her countertop spotless
#SizeTwitter
You thought surviving getting stepped on was a blessing, but as the impacts of my steps bruised and broke your body, you begged to just die already
Unfortunately, I was entirely unaware of your plight
I sat down to relax, with you as living grit in my treads
#SizeTwitter
