Nightly routine of walking the dog around the neighborhood to Koe Wetzel gets earlier and earlier I’m so old
Pretty safe to say the end of my last relationship was the end of who I was because whatever comes out of this period of time will be an entirely different man
Said retard to woman and she goes “don’t use that word” #blocked
Max Johnson get ready to learn LinkedIn buddy #deeperthanhate
7:15 and this jackass with the idiotic take of the year and I’ve been thinking about how dumb it is all day
I’m telling all athletes…STOP TAKING CREATINE. You don’t need it. Stop putting that nonsense in your body. A good diet and proper sleep are best. Stop letting little Jimmy at the local Planet Fitness tell the top 1% of human bodies what to supplement. Creatine is like filling a balloon with air it looks bigger and better till it’s time to put it under stress. That’s why soft tissue injuries happen. Your muscles lack pure substance.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Scientific evidence does not support claims that creatine causes soft tissue injuries in athletes. Reviews and studies, including of collegiate football players, show no increased injury risk and often lower rates of strains, cramping and total injuries among users.
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC54…
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC23…
Case race might start meaning a 12pack soon instead of a 24 #washed
“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
No productivity can be expected from anyone who attended or watched all of the App State game on Thursday night. That is all. 🎆
📷 App State Sports
“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
I can’t wait to never have to interact with JMU fans again. Holy hell the entitlement and ego makes it impossible to talk with them.
“Slangin” Skip Johns retweeted
I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn

















