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π˜›π˜©π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘀𝘰𝘢𝘭π˜₯'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘡𝘒𝘺𝘦π˜₯ π˜ͺ𝘯 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘡𝘦𝘴 𝘒𝘱𝘱

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Joined December 2020
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You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.
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Freddy Krueger lacks boundaries.
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Mrs. Robinson needs legal representation
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Godzilla has never once apologized
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delusion is free and that’s why i use it every day
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The Terminator should've terminated that haircut first
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This information should've been premium.
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motherfuckers be like "it's all about balance." first of all, i’m falling over
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Tarzan needs to learn an indoor skill
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video killed the radio star and got away with it
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life is short, make sure to overcomplicate everything
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i support freedom of speech but some of you are freelancing
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they found a way to make it my problem
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i have tweeters block
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why is everyone acting podcastable lately?
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everything is a lot right now
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Slappy retweeted
g@Ryanxg99
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If u examine my life it becomes very apparent that i didn't plan on living this long
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the worst thing just happened to me, me
reagan β‹†Λ™βŸ‘@greenbabybang
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the worst thing just happened to me
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Playing with Lego and playing with me means you’re double-dipping in Danish exports
jean@itsallbollocks
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Finished the Lego, can I play with you next?
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Paws, leaf, action!
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why do older ppl love saying "welcome to the real world" when you're going thru a tough time?? bitch i will end my shit TODAY dont play with me
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