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Instead of asking someone their sign we should just ask people what their fucking deal is
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Английский язык очень бедный, вопреки распространённому мнению. Например, у него нет многих слов, важных для русского человека, например:
опущенный — male victim of a rape in prison;
фуфлыжник — male victim of a rape in prison;
гребень — male victim of a rape in prison;
обиженный — male victim of a rape in prison;
зашкваренный — male victim of a rape in prison;
петух — male victim of a rape in prison;
козёл — male victim of a rape in prison;
вафлёр — male victim of a rape in prison;
люся — male victim of a rape in prison;
пинчь — male victim of a rape in prison.
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
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she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.




















