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Pinto Creek No. 75
Joined December 2010
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Instead of asking someone their sign we should just ask people what their fucking deal is
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doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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Английский язык очень бедный, вопреки распространённому мнению. Например, у него нет многих слов, важных для русского человека, например: опущенный — male victim of a rape in prison; фуфлыжник — male victim of a rape in prison; гребень — male victim of a rape in prison; обиженный — male victim of a rape in prison; зашкваренный — male victim of a rape in prison; петух — male victim of a rape in prison; козёл — male victim of a rape in prison; вафлёр — male victim of a rape in prison; люся — male victim of a rape in prison; пинчь — male victim of a rape in prison.
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Early bird DESTROYS the worm with facts and logic
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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Excuse me I’m trying to interrupt you
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Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today
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고1때부터 기상알람 이건데 정확히 10초부터 지랄시작돼서 10초전에 일어나서 꺼야함 매일아침이긴장의연속
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Replying to @EiMejorHombre
Yes it’s very good tasting
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dude you're literally pushing 10 you cant play Pretend with us anymore
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"Velociraptor" is such a pokemon name for an animal. Yeah it's a raptor that runs fast. Piss off
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going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer
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i’m glad six and seven are so inseparable these days, especially considering their past
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I’ll accept these TERMS, but there’s no way in hell I’m allowing these CONDITIONS.
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i grew up on a farm i was one of the crops they were growing
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be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.
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My boy over there thinks you’re cute
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weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede
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