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Orlando, FL
Joined June 2017
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Through the fields 🌾
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Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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I’m a big fan of single-issue bills. No more wrapping everything into one super complicated bill. Pass the agenda in pieces in a transparent way for everyone to understand. It’ll help us get more done with different coalitions on each issue.
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Invest In The South.
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
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Tonight’s outcome isn’t about placing faith in Democrats or socialist principles; it’s about holding Republicans accountable for betraying their promises. All Republicans had to do was: 1. put Americans First 2. not start another war 3. prosecute sex traffickers
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Angie Nixon I will avenge you on the streets of GTA VI
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CRAZY TINGS A GWAN
Democrat Gina Hinojosa is projected to defeat Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, becoming the Lone Star State’s first Democratic governor in three decades huffpost.com/entry/gina-hino…
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You telling me that TEXAS… TEXAS FLIPPED BUT FLORIDA DIDNT?!??!
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Rural Florida loves shooting themselves in the foot. Half the state is flooding and they are voting for the people who didn’t want to fix the flooding issues and infrastructure. Can’t make this shit up
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Thank you, Florida. We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t hurt. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave and every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for something better. That movement isn’t going anywhere, and neither am I. The fight continues. Love, Angie 💗 #AngieForFlorida
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Florida is the absolute epicenter of MAGA and a democratic socialist nearly pulled off one of the biggest upsets in political history. What a tremendous campaign from Angie Nixon.
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Democrat Jon Ossoff has defeated Republican Mike Collins to win another term in the Georgia Senate race, NBC News projects nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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People putting “I Voted” stickers on Alex Pretti’s memorial is exactly the kind of tribute that matters. Not thoughts and prayers. Action.
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The world waits as the US sits an IQ test.
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i know everyone is going to shit on florida (as they should) but man, just know a lot of us aren’t with the bullshit 😭 we are trying!!!!
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Dear Florida: Angie Nixon & David Jolly!!!!!!!!
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THATS NOT THE ACTUAL QUOTE. THAT ISNT EVEN INHERENTLY WHAT HE SAID. STOP THE BULL.
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