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💍, Mother. LFC. The colour red in a world of black and white. TU rep. Queen who states facts and Szoboszlai enthusiast.

Joined March 2022
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SmartCaz retweeted
Martinez is one of the biggest myths in football.
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You know it’s gonna be a good shower when this is the first song that comes on the playlist
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SmartCaz retweeted
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I spoke with the players and I have to say, the boys are hungry”. “We're hurting because we haven't won enough football games, but there's an intensity, there's a bit of an edge, there's a disappointment, there's a hunger to do better”.
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PARKLIFE!
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Fuck off Hendo. Into the ref for the non pen shout, now this.
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Hate it when Welbeck plays against us 🤢
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Jeremy Jacquet on the bench 💔
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Tommy Robincell
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads.
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SmartCaz retweeted
Iraola's Liverpool record is 8W 3D against teams that haven't been found guilty of cheating on an industrial scale. He deserves more credit than he's getting
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Exclusive: it’s Monday tomorrow.
Exclusive 💣 Michael Carrick to be sacked as Manchester United manager. The board will now decide when to inform Michael Carrick: in the next few days or after the Chelsea game. New manager incoming.
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Just see United's defending. Maybe Carrick wasn't the answer, but footballers are just backstabbing cunts sometimes.
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Cancelling matches cos it’s a bit blustery is the very latest in woke footballing nonsense. Not least because Brighton love a shot from distance, and it’ll get right on their nerves… Bring on the gales!
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Happy extra hour in bed day! Or as those of us with young children call it… Sunday.
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Clocks go back tonight 💃
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Joanne is absolutely hilarious, but also possibly the worst faithful there has ever been #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Had my flu and Covid jabs in the same arm 💪
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Happy Friday 🎶
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