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Just a small town girl who believes in basic biology and does not like Communists.

Sum Ting Wong, Canada
Joined June 2011
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Absolutely unfathomably based.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Cringe bro. This is how you make ex Catholics.
Faith can be embodied in all cultures, because it does not identify itself with any of them in a specific one. It dwells within them, shaping them from within according to the “form” of Jesus Christ; that is, through charity, service and the filial recognition of God’s fatherhood. In this way, the Church draws from the various cultures all that is good, beautiful and true, in order to embody and transmit the message of the Gospel. #GeneralAudience
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Thank God she's not Canadian.
Joy Behar: “I’m embarrassed to be an American" America: "Believe us when we say that we’re just as embarrassed that you’re an American"
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Not people, feral animals.
Muslim man in Pakistan married his own daughter and got her pregnant. These people are disgusting!
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We need a huge door to show "new Canadians" we can say "there's the door"
Hello new immigrants to Canada, welcome! I’m not sure how much you learned about Canada before you showed up at our borders with 47 members of your immediate family, so I’ve put this list of “things-to-know” together for you. Canadians keep different types of pets at home, including cats and dogs and sometimes pigs or skunks. Often we will walk our pets. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. Many Canadians enjoy bacon. And ham and sausage and other parts of pig. Sometimes they will send these meats as part of their children’s lunch to school. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. On Oct. 31 every year, a large number of Canadians participate in activities for Halloween, including dressing up, going trick-or-treating and decorating their homes. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. Canada is home to people of many different backgrounds, cultures and religions. Canada allows everyone to practice their religions and enjoy their cultures, so long as they don’t impede on the freedoms of others. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. Canadians practice various religions, and a number of them pray. They pray in places of worship or their homes or in other private, safe places. They don’t pray where they’re blocking traffic and impeding emergency vehicles, which is against the law here. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. Canada allows for same-sex marriage, and allows people to love who they choose. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. Canada has laws against rape, including sexual contact with children. If this offends you, you’re welcome to go home. I promise I will never move to your country, and try to get your country to change its laws or customs or values to accommodate me. And I promise if you try to do that here, I will do everything in my power to try and have you removed. Canada has warmly welcomed new immigrants for decades, including my grandparents and the parents and grandparents of many people I know. None of them tried to turn Canada into the countries they were fleeing. Attempting to change Canada isn’t immigration. It’s invasion. And we won’t accept it.
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Autotweet. 404 Joe Not Found
My mother used to say when I was kid, “Joey, nobody’s better than you. Everyone is your equal and everyone is equal to you.” That’s always been my north star. It's guided me my whole life, including during my presidency. In my new book, PROMISE ME, AMERICA, I write about how those lessons shaped the decisions I made in the Oval Office. It’s available for pre-order now, and I’m looking forward to sharing it with you. promisemeamerica.com.
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Even Canadians think you are a joke.
Every Texas bar has that one guy. He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
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Whatever planet he lives on must have amazing drugs.
Albertans have lost confidence in Danielle Smith and the UCP. Albertans overwhelmingly rejected separatism, and voted down the UCP's proposed constitutional changes. Yet Danielle Smith continues to waste taxpayers' money fighting First Nations in court while refusing to accept the message Albertans have sent her. Albertans deserve a government focused on fixing health care, improving education, and lowering the cost of living. But the premier is spending her time and our money fighting political battles instead of fighting for the real priorities of Alberta families.
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Fake and gay!
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Communism is not cool.
Congratulations to Lula on his extraordinary reelection victory in the Brazilian presidential election. Lula has stood up for Brazilian workers & democracy — and will continue to do so in the next four years.
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Red pill. Look up who makes car purchasing decisions for the average family.
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Carneys campaign manager. I guess he gets results, but at what cost?
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🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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There is no money to save Pierre the savings accounts are pointless.
Thanks to @MikeLakeMP for highlighting the need to make the disability savings accounts simpler and better known for families who need them. Too much paperwork and confusion now. It took us multiple trips to the branch and a massive pile of forms to set ours up. Most never get through all the red tape. Parents of children with disabilities have enough to think about. Let’s make it hassle-free to save for their kids’ future. cbc.ca/radio/rdsp-eligible-f…
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I weep because this comic is reality.
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Comments off. So brave. Maybe your brother will give you a special hug tonight since you are a scared little girl.
The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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The most true post ever.
How it started vs how it ended.
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2025 gives me the ick.
Gucci male model in 1995 vs now
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