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Not a C’s fan #5M 🇯🇲🇭🇹

Joined November 2013
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My GOAT JB
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Looking back at this shi going up against Maxey and Joel Embiid and I can’t help but think that was pure sabotage man 😭 You can’t convince me otherwise
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Anyone who knows basketball wouldn’t say this, so you cherry picking 1-2 peons to push a new narrative is hilarious
They’re pushing the Tatum has a superteam agenda again after calling the Celtics a play in team all offseason lmfao
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Dude told JB go win with this in game 7 cause of AI lmaoooo
Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla reveals he uses Claude AI to help develop coaching strategies and game plans.
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The Philadelphia 76ers by quarter: 🔴 1st: 27th in OFF, 17th in DEF, 28th in NET 🟠 2nd: 21st in OFF, 10th in DEF, 16th in NET 🟡 3rd: 20th in OFF, 3rd in DEF, 8th in NET 🟢 4th: 7th in OFF, 2nd in DEF, 2nd in NET These numbers definitely match the eye test.
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For a newly assembled team that’s exactly where you want to be, offense will figure itself out, offense right now is amazing in the clutch, just have to figure out quarters 1-3, flow isn’t balanced, to much Embiid top of the key 3 touches imo
The Sixers, through 5 games: • 27th in offense • 27th in halfcourt • 21st in transition offense • 3rd in defense • 1st in halfcourt • 28th in opponent points added by transition • 23rd in points allowed per 100 transition plays
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Ofc he’s not Luka avg like 35-8-7 off 50/40 lol Celtics fans actually live in their own delusion, that nigga JT won’t even finish top 5 MVP voting
A mvp voter btw . Tatum never winning that award bro lol this sad asf
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You couldn’t beat me in any sport no physical anything just get that out your head you even thinking 6’4 200 is a Gianni’s archetype is hilarious, one day we can meet up and swing a golf club baseball anything. You’d never beat me lol
Oh yeah, you definitely were lol I wasn’t strictly talking about basketball Probably look like Giannis trying to swing a bat
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Jaylen Brown Immediately the next season… gotta be the Best investment of all time
They gave you 5y/304m after this btw
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6’4 200 smooth jumper high iq decent handles great defender good rebounder, I don’t think I’ve got picked last on any basketball court I’ve ever played on, this twitter shit isn’t real life idiot stay in your lane and only talk the thing your good at MR. Analytics
You were picked last in PE class weren’t you
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And jaylen brown returned the favor x5 immediately by outplaying everyone in the league that next season when it mattered the most winning ECFMVP and FMVP, you so fixated on JB Career debts like Tatum doesn’t have crazy debt to pay right now😂 PROJECTIONS
They gave him the largest contract in NBA HISTORY after he got outplayed by Caleb Martin in the ECF
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Only other scenario I can see, is after the bucks ordeal I could see him saying treat me and Tatum like equals, just like him keep me out of trade talks. they knew that probably wouldn’t happen with the pending extension and released him sooner rather than later
All this shit for nothing from both sides I can almost guarantee what happened was Jaylen was thrown in to trade discussion for Giannis and it fell through Brad let Jaylen know he’d be shopped after (like everyone thought). Jaylen asked Brad to keep him informed about options of where he might be traded because he wanted to have some level of say (I get why he’d feel like he deserved that) Brad didn’t discuss the trade to Philly and it shocked him. Jaylen has every right to be upset and Brad had every right to make a move he felt was best for Boston long term. It seems pretty evident at this point lol
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All this shit for nothing from both sides I can almost guarantee what happened was Jaylen was thrown in to trade discussion for Giannis and it fell through Brad let Jaylen know he’d be shopped after (like everyone thought). Jaylen asked Brad to keep him informed about options of where he might be traded because he wanted to have some level of say (I get why he’d feel like he deserved that) Brad didn’t discuss the trade to Philly and it shocked him. Jaylen has every right to be upset and Brad had every right to make a move he felt was best for Boston long term. It seems pretty evident at this point lol
Jaylen Brown to reporters in Indy: “I never had any issue with scal I love scal. … I never demanded a trade, never made a list of ultimatums.”
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Orrrr he saw he completed the mission, all he did was post a cap emoji and he didn’t feel like tatum reciprocated the love and look at the response from ppl/Org who he never addressed. But the world just saw how cult Boston is for JT and that wasn’t the look you think it was🫡
Translation: “I didn’t realize my comments would turn the organization, their commentators, and half the fans against me so now I’m saving face”
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8 years of trade rumors and bros last request was treat me like Tatum, you don’t trade him don’t trade me and Brad and them other dudes went back to their Celtikkks cave laughing like can you believe that dude and immediately started making desperation calls… Sickening man
Jaylen Brown’s representatives say the only request they made to Boston was for Brown and Jayson Tatum to be treated equally, per @espn
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Yup said this about a week ago, This is the play, now don’t say it again so it doesn’t gain traction and they try to fleece
Kel’el Ware is the clear option for Sixers backup center: - Elite rebounder, good paint protector - Affordable to trade for - Fits perfect on the Edgecombe timeline (22 years old)
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I agree with everything you said top to bottom my only pushback is Tatum’s settling makes him the worst player by virtue of mentality.
Here’s the issue with Jaylen & Jayson. Jayson is absolutely the better “player”. But Jayson’s problem is he settles like A LOT. He falls in love with that damn side step 3 in so many of their losses and all their bad playoff losses come from his reluctance to go to plan B
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Is there an iron man star left in the NBA? Maybe just Brunson and Jokic?
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Replying to @SwishStreet
Be fr lol
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He’s shooting 43% from the field and 24% from 3 averaging 28 ngl ya said Jaylen was usage man and that’s all Tatum is being he had 22 FTs last night that moves no one man
You would be spamming if Jaylen got 40 too bad he struggles to get 30 these days
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