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Joined June 2009
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the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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Who got that one Dragon Ball video?
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>is called MAGA >makes america worse
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my coworker is doing things with AI that I never conceived of
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"Interesting specimen"
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body tea
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did he just have the ability to Do That or what
Biggie's 1997 “King of New York” photoshoot in its entirety -- snapped by Barron Claiborne.

Claiborne purchased several crowns for the photoshoot, only to find upon Biggie’s arrival that they were too big for his head. The $6 crown eventually used was only usable after the foam padding inside was removed. It sold for $594,750 at a Sotheby’s auction in 2020.
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Tmrw's Monday again
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i think we should go back to when the sitcom wasn't so self-aware
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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