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Skink Servent of Lustria, servant to the Old Ones. Recently promoted to skink chief regent.

Temple City Itza, Lustra
Joined November 2015
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He thinks the Chinese like muslims
I now get why China and Korea hate you motherfuckers...
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19-year-old Harley Purdue was a kind and gentle young man living in Chatham, Kent, England. His family remembered him as a smart and loving young man whose life was only beginning. Harley was preparing to become a father. His girlfriend, Hazel Gadsden, was pregnant, and the young couple had a future to look forward to together. But in the early hours of December 2, 2025, that future was tragically taken away. At approximately 2:40 a.m., Harley was asleep beside his pregnant girlfriend when his housemate, 18-year-old Eritrean migrant Musa Salih, knocked on their bedroom door. Salih claimed there was a dead mouse in the basement toilet and asked Harley to help him. Still half-asleep, Harley got out of bed wearing only his boxer shorts and wrapped in a blanket, unaware that he was walking into a trap. Salih intended to lock Harley inside the basement toilet so he could steal money from his bedroom. When Harley resisted being locked inside, a struggle broke out, and Salih stabbed him eight times, including a devastating wound that penetrated his lung and heart. Hearing the commotion, Harley's pregnant girlfriend rushed downstairs and found him gravely wounded and bleeding heavily. She desperately tried to protect him, grabbing a kitchen knife as Salih threatened them. Emergency services were called, but Harley's injuries were too severe. He was pronounced dead at the scene before 4 a.m. On October 15, 2026, Salih, now 19, was found guilty of Harley's murder at Maidstone Crown Court. He is due to be sentenced on November 4. Harley was just 19 years old. He never got the chance to hold his baby, watch his child grow up, or experience the family life that awaited him. His girlfriend lost the man she loved, his family lost a cherished son, and his unborn child was deprived of a father. Rest in peace, Harley. 🕊️
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Mientras tanto, en el yermo… 🎸🦀
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Furry artists right after you commission them
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Me and all my boys rn
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Unreal that William Shatner outlasted Patrick Stewart. R.I.P. legend. Steady as she goes.
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Looks like furry Twitter big mad that im dancing on the grave of a fictional character. Time to double down! 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 #Loona
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Concepts like individual rights are completely incoherent if you deny that we are made by a God that loves us. You’re just too historically ignorant and haven’t ever thought about things like this.
We're at the point of religious psychosis that they think christianity invented the concept of morality
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I am the preacher who was eating bacon here. Hillsborough county state attorney is aggressively fighting to get us convicted, and is even fighting again our motion to dismiss. Where are the patriots and Christians? The musims have a ton of supper for their lies
🚨BREAKING: Several men now face FELONY charges for taunting Muslims during prayer with BACON at the University of South Florida. WTF? Why are the Muslims getting special treatment? Last I checked we still have free speech in this country. America is a Christian nation!
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Ernst understood its drip or drown out here.
Ernst Jünger wore an English field coat purely because he thought it looked cool, unconcerned about the risk of being shot by his own troops. He gets shot. Yet he still considered it worth it and refused to elaborate.
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Todd trying to take on Daggerfall
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’. An official announcement will happen soon. (Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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Never forget. Never forgive. This is Islam.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is a staged scene from the 1919 silent film "Ravished Armenia" (also called "Auction of Souls"), filmed near Newhall, California. It is not a wartime photograph, though the film was based on genocide survivor Aurora Mardiganian's account. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravished_…
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RatKing👑 #deadlock #ratking
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Epstein bought the Island in 98 under Clinton. He was first arrested in 2006 under Bush. He died in 2019. Clinton did nothing. Bush did nothing. Obama did nothing. Biden did nothing. But it's all somehow all Trump's fault. Stop falling for propaganda.
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Yesterday's match #deadlock
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