Always down, never out.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
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In the words of Hank Hill: "Americans giving Mexicans diarrhea!?"
cnbc.com/2026/07/13/chipotle…
Movie quotes I want to write into something some day:
"Oh. My. GOD! Did you learn nothing from Vietnam!! Or at the very least, watch ALIENS???"
America is the only place where the phrase "I don't want explosive diarrhea, let's go to Taco Bell" can be said.
people.com/taco-bell-locatio…
Hot take:
If you're on the bus and you sit on the seat next to the aisle when you could sit next to the window to let someone else sit down but you don't want to, you're an asshole.
-Get me "Crazy Train"!
-We can't afford the rights.
-Then get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent
-Listen, "locomotora loca"...
#RIPOzzyOsbourne
#RIPOZZ
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🚨BREAKING🚨Trump administration did not impose tarrifs on Uruguay because they thought it said U-R-Gay and was removed from the list for being too "woke" and DEI
I wish "State of the Union" addresses were like sports games with a section for ticket holders because I woulda heckled the SHIT out of president Orange Asshat.
It feels extremely dystopian that I see one of those little cart delivery robots go past a freeway underpass with a bunch of tents for the diaplaced
Help out if you can
gofund.me/992e2dca
The highlight of my day has been making a StarCraft reference that absolutely no one will get. We're ordering from a restaurant called ghost so my first instinct was to go:
"Ghost reporting."
