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EliottSockfAceSimpson💜

@SockfaceSimpson

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Award-winning Comedian, videographer & biscuit eater. Asexual and proud. He/Him/They/Them 💜💜💜💜💜 #BLM #ace #asexual #asexuality #asexy #comedian

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2014
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Your Party
@thisisyourpartyOct 29
Andy Burnham has rejected Jeremy Corbyn’s call for an inquiry into Britain's involvement in the Gaza genocide. This crime defines our times. We deserve the truth about Britain’s role. More than 35,000 people have demanded an inquiry. Add your name: petition.parliament.uk/petit…
Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the UK's role in Israeli operations in Gaza

Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the UK's role in Israeli operations in Gaza

We want the UK Government to launch an inquiry into any British involvement in Israeli operations in Gaza, including the sale, supply or use of weapons, surveillance aircraft and Royal Air Force...

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Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbynOct 30
Wow. Our petition for a public inquiry into Britain’s complicity in genocide has now surpassed 50k. We are half way there to forcing a debate in Parliament. Make it happen by signing the petition now: petition.parliament.uk/petit…
Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the UK's role in Israeli operations in Gaza

Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the UK's role in Israeli operations in Gaza

We want the UK Government to launch an inquiry into any British involvement in Israeli operations in Gaza, including the sale, supply or use of weapons, surveillance aircraft and Royal Air Force...

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The Diversity Quota@thediversityqu1Oct 29
📣 1 week to go until fabulously funny & inclusive stand-up comedy! Nov 5th at The Griffin 🎭 Starring @LubnaKerr, Ruth Hunter, Jack Brookmyre, Matthew Hayhow & Kat Powell 🎉 100% of Booking fees go to charity, so book NOW 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow
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The Diversity Quota@thediversityqu1Oct 2
Thank you all so much for making last night another spectacular show 🎉 We enjoyed jokes about rocks, cheese, sticks, titanic and telepathic pasta 🍝 We’re back on Nov 5th! Follow our linktree to keep up to date with future shows 🔗 linktr.ee/thediversityquota ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
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The Diversity Quota@thediversityqu1Oct 1
TONIGHT!!! (Oct 1st) 🎉 Join us at 8:30pm in the Griffin for inclusive accessible stand-up comedy ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤 Get a ticket and your booking fee automatically goes to charity 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
The Diversity Quota Comedy Night - October 2026

The Diversity Quota Comedy Night - October 2026

Join us for an accessible, inclusive and hilarious evening of stand-up comedy, starring a diverse range of acts from across Scotland's rich tapestry of talent!

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📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭 8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺 When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉 Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
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📣 Next week I will be performing on the fabulous Queer Folks' Tales' 1st ever show in The Citizens Theatre in Glasgow on Friday 25th September 🎭 It'll be an honour to wave the Asexual show at this iconic show♠️💜 Tickets🔗 citz.co.uk/whats-on/queer-fo… @asexuality @WhatsOnGlasgow
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The Diversity Quota@thediversityqu1Sep 17
📢 Join us on Thursday Oct 1 for an incredible evening of inclusive accessible stand-up comedy 🎭 8:30pm in The Griffin, Glasgow 🍺 When buying a ticket, 100% of booking fees will also go to charity 🎉 Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-div… @WhatsOnGlasgow @SockfaceSimpson
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Doctor Bonk@DoctorBonk69Sep 14
🎃 Don’t forget to book your tickets for an evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, poetry and medical mayhem THIS Saturday, 19th September, 7pm at The Banshee Labyrinth 🦇 Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @B_Labyrinth @EdHorrorFest
Doctor Bonk's Macarbaret | edhorrorfest

Doctor Bonk's Macarbaret | edhorrorfest

Scotland's silliest surgeon, Dr. Bonk, is back with his hit SELL-OUT SHOW 'Dr Bonk's Macarbaret', an evening of drag, burlesque, music, comedy, and medical mayhem!

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Doctor Bonk (@DoctorBonk69) profile pictureDoctor Bonk@DoctorBonk69Sep 5
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸 🗓️ Saturday, September 19 ⏰ 19:00 📍 @B_Labyrinth Get tickets ⬇️ 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
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Doctor Bonk@DoctorBonk69Sep 5
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸 🗓️ Saturday, September 19 ⏰ 19:00 📍 @B_Labyrinth Get tickets ⬇️ 🎟️ edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-det… @WhatOnEdinburgh @EdHorrorFest
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LAST CHANCE to catch “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” at the Edinburgh Fringe tonight 💜 ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe Tickets 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… @asexuality
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📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰 💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus 🗓️ 24-30th August ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that)! @asexuality
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📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰 💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus 🗓️ 24-30th August ⏰ 19:05 📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that)! @asexuality
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The Diversity Quota@thediversityqu1Aug 21
📢Join us for inclusive accessible Stand-Up Comedy on September 3rd 🎭 🗓️ Thursday, Sep 3 ⏰ 8:30pm 📍The Griffin, Glasgow 🎟️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/197510152… Jokes, games, prizes & more 🎉 Starring @SockfaceSimpson, Kat Powell, Rachel Jackson, Si Walker & Bhavya Kumar ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
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📢 1 week to go until “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” performs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🎉 🗓️ 24-30 August ⏰ 19:05 📍 City Cafe 🎟️ edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… See you there for tales of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings 💜 @asexuality @lhcomedy @freefringefest
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceAug 13
Checkmate, Nige.
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@CountBinfaceAug 12
It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x
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Thank you all so much for coming last night to watch us do a sick high five 🖐️ make a lot of cakey mess in the floor 🍰 and do 2 hours of silly jokes 🎤 We’ll see y’all again at the Fringe 🎉 Tickets for my show 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o…
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📣Asexual Stand-up Show at the @edfringe 💜 This august you can catch my new comedy hour "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus" 🍰 🗓️ AUGUST 24-30TH ⏰ 19:05-20:05 📍The City Cafe (Hollywood Room) 🎟️ Pay What You Can 🔗 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… @asexuality #asexual @lhcomedy #ace
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🚨 I'm previewing my new Asexual stand-up comedy show alongside @Craig_Wilson on Wednesday 22nd July, 8pm in The Griffin🍺 Come along for 2 incredible stand-up shows as well as the chance to see us do a sick high-five 🙌 Get tickets 🔗 eventbrite.co.uk/e/199271919… @WhatsOnGlasgow
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