they/ˢʰᵉ • president of the hole digging club • @solilyquist • pfp @ThisStupidTwink
Joined March 2019
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listen to me. we’re going to get a bunch of guys together and go into the woods. we’re going to bring back something big
Looking at that last pic, knowing this dude was playing guitar hero all alone in his palace of rotting candy he “earned” by subjecting the world to a video game, just makes me sick to my fucking stomach man. We’ve killed everything just to build hell on earth. Entomb him in it
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
Halfway through my blood donation today it stopped coming out. No matter what they did they couldn’t get it to keep pumping. I joked that I was sorry for being all out and they didn’t laugh, and then when they removed the tube it crimped and sprayed blood all over me. Gumbo
Giving blood after work and just got a reminder call from a sultry voiced woman introducing herself as “Betty Blood” and got a lil horny before realizing she was a virtual assistant
Manager at work is feeding pictures of me into AI to make memes for powerpoint presentations #KillYourselfAndEveryoneAroundYouNation