killed 3 europeans on my first bartending shift #tipmeordie
inviting planning for burial to my toy drive's facebook event and getting a maybe almost immediately, my aura is unmatched
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Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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hey bro did you see that plane crashed bro did you see it explode and kill 9 people instantly bro did you hear the woman pilot panicking and screaming on the radio as she realized she was going to die bro wait bro look at this other angle can you imagine bro look at these people instantly get vaporized bro isn’t this crazy
we've reached the point of football season where the bills get flags for things no one gets flagged for
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People always talking about going back in time to kill Hitler well there’s a bunch of Hitlers just walking around in public right now lemme see your moves
someone stole the bowl i had candy in off my porch what the fuck this is why i bought a shitty plastic bowl instead of using my nice metal bowl that can fit more candy
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A gorilla just threw my grandma against the wall so hard she turned into a puddle


















