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Jason Bourne

@SoloCeej

I'll tell you half the story, you fill in the rest...

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Joined April 2011
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Jason Bourne retweeted
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Rebel👑
@aimieeee___Sep 17
I enjoy how people are deconstructing religion these days.
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as someone who went sober for a year and then started drinking for summer. im here to tell you that drinking is more fun
Nandi 🤍💜🤍 (@pallnandi) profile pictureNandi 🤍💜🤍
@pallnandiSep 17
Alcohol might be the greatest scam ever sold. You pay for something that tastes awful, lowers your standards, clouds your judgment, damages your body, and leaves you feeling worse the next day. Somehow that’s called fun.
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dont cut corners.
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this is more likely the case, i waited 30 mins for a burger and chips
Suriyah (@suriyahsays) profile pictureSuriyah@suriyahsaysSep 15
After visiting the KFC in Malta, I’m starting to wonder if those people were stealing chicken or just packing their orders themselves 🤣 They took about 20 mins to do my wrap
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never look like your problems.
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been taking maca root. mi horny bad
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some men don’t even know their selfish lol
Certified Hooper ⛹🏾‍♂️ (@JustZayy) profile pictureCertified Hooper ⛹🏾‍♂️
@JustZayySep 8
I’d leave my girl if she did this.
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they’re . im tired o
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if you put a full stop in your sentence to me, im going to assume you are giving me attitude
jonzing. (@ehisssss) profile picturejonzing.
@ehisssssSep 8
am i the only one that can read attitude in a message? i even assume the facial expressions.
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i guess the girls LOVE the bare minimum then
Alexa 😚🌸⚖️ (@i_lexxa) profile pictureAlexa 😚🌸⚖️@i_lexxaSep 8
Men think knowing how to cook impresses women, that's the bare minimum tbh
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no some women are actually terrible by nature
Oh Chale. (@Tbag__1) profile pictureOh Chale.@Tbag__1Sep 8
when you meet terrible women it’s because they didn’t like you . never because they are terrible 😂😂
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you guys want toddlers not teenagers
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People dismiss logic and facts for religion
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how can a girl on tik tok say that if you are still friends with people from primary school you’re a loser😭🤦🏽‍♂️what a strange thing to say
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Jason Bourne retweeted
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dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_Sep 8
it’s the damn phones
fancy nancy (@dontstartmeup) profile picturefancy nancy@dontstartmeupSep 7
What the fuck is wrong with everyone.
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Normalize men looking up to women creatively and intellectually not just sexually!!! – at Bronx, NY
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customer service is about to get REAL bad over the next years. they’re just making us speak to robots now
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you know you’re handsome if a gay man thinks you are
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prince swanny is toooo cold
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cant teach no one to be a real nigga.
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