@Spacker22

I sell beer, sometimes I drink it too.

Nebraska, USA
Joined July 2011
What women say when they first meet me.
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All Sept 13 #APTop25 ballots:
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HOLY SHIT
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Replying to @HuskerHC
Houston's gonna need another beer shipment
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Yall... my god. This might be the best day of my life and I do not give a fuck what iowa or crayton fans will reply. Im still wearing the bud light victory chains. What a fucking day. Go big red mother fuckers. – at Lincoln, NE
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Things you never thought you'd tweet: Nebraska is going to the Sweet 16.
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NEBRASKETBALL FIRST TEAM TO WIN THE NIT COLLEGE BASKETBALL CROWN 👑 AND AN NCAA TOURNAMENT GAME
History for the Huskers! 🏀 @HuskerMBB racks up its first @MarchMadnessMBB win in program history after defeating Troy, 76-47 #B1G
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pov: you’re witnessing @HuskerMBB make history in Lincoln
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Like for Michigan RT for Nebraska
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The transformation is complete
Nebraska is a basketball school. Indiana is a football powerhouse. It's like a 90s funhouse mirror over here.
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The mirror that caught our attention well over a mile away 👀 only way we we were able to find someone stranded in the mountains at bottom of steep canyon. 6 attempts to land due to difficulty but we got there - got him a chainsaw, EpiPens, insulin, chicken food, formula, gas, 2 stroke oil, and sandwiches premade from Harris Teeter before we left #hurricanehelene
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Incredible
THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER RECORDED. GAME TIME🔥👀
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I will fly to Lincoln and throw a Happy Hour for Nebraska fans if the Huskers win a game in the 2026 NCAA Tournament. bit.ly/4lmjETP (Apple) bit.ly/443aDt9 (Spotify) bit.ly/4aaoxgH (YouTube)
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FORE! 🪶
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A few years ago, 2019 I believe, I went home drunk from the bar and decided to text an ex. Well I had deleted her number from my phone and I texted what I thought was her number. I was wrong. It was some random dude. He was the nicest person ever. – at Lincoln, NE
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He and I have been texting ever since. We have both had heart break and troubles. It's just nice to know that I'm not alone. I haven't been the best text pal but it's nice when I see his name on my phone. And his name on my phone is just "good guy"
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I really have no words for this. Its a haircut for a sheep. It doesnt hurt them at all. They need it to keep cool in the summer. If you dont want to eat animals, fine. But this is just stupid. BTW they dont want us to have pets either. – at Lincoln, NE
Their wool belongs to them 🐑💞
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Sheep were selectively bred to overproduce wool thus creating reliance on human shearing. farmsanctuary.org/news-stories/w…
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Legend – at Lincoln, NE
Replying to @pavelkasuncle
I threw the ball and said call it right.
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Recorded this on a step stool
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