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You can thank me for the accomplishments of all wormkind.

Joined July 2024
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Mom said it's your turn to do the petri dishes.
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I'm so empathetic that everything that hurts you hurts me more. I just haven't complained about it until now because I'm not a little bitch.
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None of you are ready for Israel vpn weather app temperature slider faps, it blows iPhone brightness porn out of the water
Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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Now that you mention it, I can't think of a single time in history that the jews have had it worse than they do right now.
Have we ever lived in a more antisemitic point in history?
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If I was a turtle and died on a straw, only to find out that it was a shitty paper straw, I'd be furious.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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If I did the Holocaust, it would create 6 million Jews, because I'm a good fucking person.
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People thinking that "exponential" means "of great magnitude" is something that's really starting to annoy me.
If you had an exponential amount of compute you could solve simulate biology exactly and wouldn't need to run any experiments. Some of you will think "of course, but that's an unrealistic assumption" and others will think "no, you need experiments even with that much compute. That's just How It's Done". You would of course need evaluations once you have a solution, but you don't in principle need experiments to find it: Experiments are a way to save compute, dating from a time when it was much more expensive. And I think the presentation is exponential but real systems aren't irreducibly exponential. AlphaFold worked, after all.
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Babies may start evolving to have ridges on their foreskin.
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ChatEBT, is we gettin' tokens?
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While I do not forgive, I do forget. Sometimes it seems like I've forgiven but I really haven't. I just forgot.
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Man putting Christmas decorations up in October falls from roof, hanging himself by the string lights. Body mistaken for Halloween decoration. "We thought he was making a statement."
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Dating is like war; sometimes there's gonna be a little rape.
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All the girls at the family reunion are so inbred that I'm hardly attracted to them.
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Three find peace in road tranquility incident.
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If I was ever faced with a hypothetical, I wouldn't engage with it.
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Behold the violent end of my penis.
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I would be into stimming if it involved killing people.
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Zohran Mamdani and the Windows Operating System are spiritually similar, but I'm struggling to elucidate exactly why.
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