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Joined November 2008
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For those that missed this earlier.
I don't even know how to say this. I will try. It is with sadness, and an unimaginable sorrow I'll probably never recover from, that @fantasticpru died on Saturday. I can't even believe I'm saying this. Funeral details will follow, of course. Take a moment to think of her
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This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored
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Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this every time they see a map of the Strait of Hormuz.
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My husband Matt is very down. He’s struggling to find work at the moment. He’s a brilliant writer having written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more… If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost. mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you
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Can you spot the games system you had as a kid?
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The Tories don’t want you to vote, hence voter suppression via unnecessary Voter ID and ‘we’re gonna lose by a landslide’ meaning ‘so there’s no need for you to vote.’ Every one of us has to vote! Get the lying, anti-democratic Tories out with as massive a defeat as we can.
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The dog I'm looking after is on a diet . Just listen to him crunching his healthy carrot , bless ❤️x x
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My mum went to a friends funeral today, my mum wore bright colours at her friends request. My mum was sat in the service surrounded by everyone wearing black. My mum went to the wrong funeral. My mums friends funeral is next Friday. Anyone want my mum.
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Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven’t seen before 🧵 1. The worn steps of the Tower of Pisa
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see Google's AI is having a good one..
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You wouldn’t believe me if I told you what this is
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Dad's Army was a valuable blueprint for a safe and protected Britain. I think when you reach 70, five years of service in the Home Guard should be mandatory. Otherwise pensioners face arrest or involuntary fruit picking.
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"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."
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Saw this in Tollcross today….i mean, really?? 🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣 #EastEnd
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Happy Weekend, to those who celebrate.
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We’re not even the most powerful country in the Beatles
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“Superheroes Don’t Come More Mundane Than This.” ⭐️⭐️ Barry Normal. “A Specs-Tacular Disappointment.” -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mark Commode 💩 “Film Of The Century.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @VisionExpress Co-written, performed and edited by the fabulous @jenbanks_ Not Coming To A Cinema Near You.
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WHAT?!? PUTIN WON?!???
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Arthur was playing with a cuddly bee toy and said Rumblebee instead of Bumblebee so I’ve doodled some bees.
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