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Artist. Writer. Poet. I InfoSec for my day job and use my other talents at conferences. Major word nerd. they/them.

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Joined September 2013
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My hardcover proof of "Life Wires" just arrived! I'm happy to finally be able to approve it for Google Book search, and it should start appearing on Amazon in the next 6-8 weeks! Want it now? Buy it here: lulu.com/shop/kristine-sihto… #LifeWires #Hardcover #poetry #published
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My β€œSmart” TV just decided to play me this, so now I’m inflicting it on the rest of you 😈 youtu.be/wdntmGp7lO4
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Ok, this is the weirdest mix I’ve ever heard. Nobody who actually lived through the 80s and 90s would ever pack all these songs together.
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OMFG Stutter Rap in another 3 songs 🀣🀣🀣
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My fate is to slowly be driven mad, one misplaced apostrophe at a time.
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This is a universal constant.
Social experiment time. Walk up to the nearest Aussie, no matter where you are in the world and ask them: 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?' I already know what they're going to say back. I reckon just about every Aussie reading this will as well.
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Geralt loves me more than all the other pussycats doπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
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Thank you Word grammar checker, I know your suggestion is more concise than the current wording, but it’s also less precise for this document and alters the authors voice considerably. *ignore all* *grammar count reduces by OVER 9000 ⚑️⚑️⚑️*
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Kristine πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’–πŸŒˆ retweeted
One of the most effective things you can do to build better habits is to join a culture where your desired behavior is the normal behavior. New habits seem achievable when you see others doing them every day.
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This morning I am made of pure Ughhhhh. Happy Friday everyone!
I hate it when my brain brains so hard that it cannot sleep. I went to bed at 10pm. It’s now almost 12.40. Sleep, wherefore art thou?
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Pick up a copy of @empressbat’s book on kindle!
Australian #Kindle version of my book is available from this link - amazon.com.au/dp/B083RVS62H If you have read it in any format please leave a review ! even a bad review creates publicity 🀣 isnt that right @Crypto_Alken @alcgroup @SpliceFixer @_shellymills ???
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Ooh, @empressbat, look what arrived in the mail today! I shall have to find some time to get your autograph.
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Kristine πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’–πŸŒˆ retweeted
Thanks for the shout out πŸ˜€. A Hacker, I am Paperback - amazon.com/dp/0648693910 #Ahackeriam
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#Poetry - author @SpliceFixer is working on her next anthology. in the meantime buy her first one! amazon.com.au/Life-Wires-Kri… booktopia.com.au/life-wires-…
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Kristine πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’–πŸŒˆ retweeted
The ebook version is currently on sale for US$5 right now too! Gitlab Quick Start Guide: packtpub.com/au/virtualizati…
A few of my friends have self-published recently. Want to help them out? * Retweet authors’ posts about their book * Buy their book * Read their book * Leave an honest review Reviews are really important for indie authors to help them rank up in search engines.
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Hey @empressbat, leave a link to your book below. You too, @adamjogrady and @CraigFord_Cyber
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