@SportsWitness

I watch an irresponsible amount of sports. USA • UVA • CFB • NFL • NHL • MLB • NBA • ESPN8 Some analysis. Mostly consequences.

 Virginia, USA
Joined September 2026
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I’m going to predict within 5 years (probably 3) this whole banana ball thing will be broken up by some kind of sexual/romantic feud/scandal. Too much sexual energy going on between the lines there
PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenter
Oct 6
The Savannah Bannanafication of America continues
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A feeling that can’t be matched. Some things man..
Shooter McGavin
@ShooterMcGavin
Oct 6
Dads walking to their car this weekend after coaching their last first grade flag football game
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Never seen anything cooler
Nick🦁
@DETNick_
Oct 3
Marco Kasper waiting for the “KICK IT” to throw a punch is legendary😭
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UVA fans.. Who do you hate more? I have a sneaky feeling James has taken a strong lead in his short tenure.. @OGHoo34
0%James Franklin
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Funny how the comments get turned off when you know you have a dumb ass take
Sara@SaraCivian
Oct 2
You know what else was a weird joke you had no problem laughing at?
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“I don’t see the Braves scoring another run this game” -@JoeyVotto Let about 2 minutes roll by and Ozzie Albies hits a 2 run bomb.. Somebody get this Sean Strickland looking goof out of the box
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Don’t give a shit what your superstitions are.. UNBELIEVABLE dick move here. And give McKenna 72 while you’re at it, clown
Sportsnet
@Sportsnet
Sep 29
Sergei Bobrovsky has to be first on the ice, even if a rookie is taking their debut lap 😅
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The energy from this Maple Leafs crowd seems brutal from the start
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BALL DON’T LIE @UMichFootball
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Sounds like he’s trying to convince himself he has the team his fan base thinks he has.. bookmark it
Thomas Hughes
@thomashughes_05
Sep 26
Brief snippet of #Hokies head coach James Franklin's opening statement following the team's 21-14 win over Boston College:
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Gatorade bath for a week 2 neutral site game.. Great look @WVUfootball #LineBred
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Terps by 100
Kervy@365__Football
Sep 17
Michael’s coming, Virginia Tech
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The most disrespectful shit I’ve ever heard from media. Somebody give me one worse than this one..
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
Sep 17
Cam Ward: I think I’m a very good quarterback Reporter: doesn’t a very good NFL quarterback have better results than you have?
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Table pancakes are now guaranteed
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
Sep 15
“I always get pancakes for the table. Unlocks the whole menu. It’s the best. Everyone who steps into a diner is thinking in their head, ‘should I do pancakes?’ But you don’t wanna just do pancakes, but you’d eat pancakes. So you get the pancakes for the table” -Big Cat
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What a rack, big fella
UNC Tar Heels
@GoHeels
Sep 15
With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈 #GoHeels x @Bojangles
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Here’s Malik Washington’s reaction to Jacquez White’s comment: “Just ready to play football. That’s all I got.”
Inside Maryland Sports
@Terrapins247
Sep 14
Virginia Tech cornerback Jaquez White on Malik Washington: “He’s pretty good. He has a decent arm. I don’t really think he’s that accurate.” Malik Washington completed 18 consecutive passes in Maryland’s win over UConn on Saturday.
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Who would’ve guessed the guy who went on Gameday after he was fired, would want all the attention? LOOK AT ME!
PFT Commenter
@PFTCommenter
Sep 14
Leader of men
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Bleacher Report CFB
@BR_CFB
Sep 10
"My parents [are] still struggling. I'm broke." 8th year senior Siale Tuapaki grew up in a 2 bedroom home with 22 people living in it. He pays for their internet for them to watch him play football on Saturdays 🙏 (via Penn State Athletics/YT)
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Zack Pierce@ZPathletic
Sep 10
Maybe the best one of these they ever did. nitter.cf/402puck/status/2097854…
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